All the Cowboys Aint Gone, John J. Jacobson
All the Cowboys Aint Gone, John J. Jacobson
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All the Cowboys Ain't Gone
A Novel

Author: John J. Jacobson

Narrator: Grover Gardner

Unabridged: 11 hr 29 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 02/23/2021


Synopsis

All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone is the rollicking adventure story of Lincoln Smith, a young Texan living at the beginning of the twentieth century, who thinks of himself as the last true cowboy. He longs for the days of the Old West, when men like his father, a famous Texas Ranger, lived by the chivalric code. Lincoln finds himself hopelessly out of time and place in the fast-changing United States of the new century. When he gets his heart broken by a sweetheart who doesn’t appreciate his anachronistic tendencies, he does what any sensible young romantic would do: he joins the French Foreign Legion.On his way to an ancient and exotic country at the edge of the Sahara, Lincoln encounters a number of curious characters and strange adventures, from a desert hermit who can slow up time to a battle with a crocodile cult that worships the god of death. He meets them all with his own charming brand of courage and resourcefulness.

About John J. Jacobson

Though John J. Jacobson didn’t join the French Foreign Legion after being jilted by a girlfriend, or over his displeasure of missing the last great cattle drive, he has, borrowing Churchill’s phrase, lived a rather variegated life. He was born in Nevada, grew up in the West, surfed big waves in Hawaii, circled the world thrice, survived the sixties and seventies, corporate America, and grad school. Among other degrees he has an MA in Renaissance literature from Claremont Graduate University.

About Grover Gardner

Grover Gardner has recorded more than 650 audiobooks since beginning his career in 1981.  He's been named one of the "Best Voices of the Century" as well as a "Golden Voice" by AudioFile magazine.  Gardner has garnered over 20 AudioFile Earphones Awards and is the recipient of an Audio Publishers Association Audie Award, as well as a three-time finalist.  In 2005, Publishers Weekly deemed him "Audiobook Narrator of the Year." Gardner has also narrated hundreds of audiobooks under the names Tom Parker and Alexander Adams.  Among his many titles are Marcus Sakey's At the City's Edge, as well as Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Mark Twain's The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, and John Irving's The Cider House Rules.  Gardner studied Theater and Art History at Rollins College and received a Master's degree in Acting from George Washington University.  He lives in Oregon with his significant other and daughter.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Donna on April 25, 2022

I was attracted to this book because i loved the idea of the Main Character’s joining the foreign legion. Meh. A predictable adventure without character development. It felt like a middle grades book and would probably be enjoyed by that age group.......more

Goodreads review by Ruthie on March 11, 2021

"The direction of the arrow cannot be changed. It may be slowed, but not changed." All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone by John J. Jacobson is an exuberant good time set at the tail end of the Old West era. Living in Texas during the turn of the twentieth century, young Lincoln Smith longs for those long-gone......more

Goodreads review by Leslie aka StoreyBook Reviews on March 07, 2021

Want to be taken on a wild adventure? Imagine a cross between James Bond and Macgyver, throw in the Wild West and North Africa, and the result will be this book. "I like gettin' out and see what's stirring with the new day, while it's still fresh and wild, before others get a chance to mar it's newne......more

Goodreads review by Cyndi on December 10, 2023

I didn’t expect to enjoy this book as much as I did. Our hero wants to be a cowboy and live in a time when a man’s honor was everything. So what is a romantic young man to do when his heart is broken? Join the French Foreign Legion, of course. Along the way he meets a cavalcade of interesting chara......more

Goodreads review by Kelly on April 09, 2022

I was honestly surprised at how much I liked this book! I loved the pacing and the way the story ties so many different characters and plot lines together. Also I won’t spoil the twist but I KNEW IT!!! Very good book and a nice fun read :)......more


Quotes

“For those readers who love the rollicking adventure in Beau Geste and The Three Musketeers, and thrilled to the sound of hoofbeats crossing Romania in Teel James Glenn’s Cowboy in Carpathia—this book is for you!…This is an adventure truly worthy of Dumas, with its own Texas D’Artagnan and the multinational Three Musketeers…All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone is the kind of story we used to watch at the Saturday Morning Movies, one we hate to see end, and one we’d like to have return again and again in a series of sequels just as funny, exciting, and satisfying.” New York Journal of Books

“Epic adventure meets western cool. All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone swaggers its way from page to page with thrilling action, likable characters, and a galloped pacing. Jacobson has a master’s sense of storytelling, and he writes like he’s having a hell of a lot of fun doing it.” James Wade, author of All Things Left Wild

“How to read All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone: get comfortable, take a deep breath, open to page one, and let ’er rip. You’re off at a gallop on a grand adventure with the resourceful Lincoln Smith, who could give Allan Quatermain and Indiana Jones a run for their money. Smashing!” James R. Benn, author of The Red Horse and other Billy Boyle mysteries

“One of the most fun pieces of nostalgic escapism since Raiders of the Lost Ark…Jacobson has just the right touch for this story. He grounds the characters and setting in just enough reality to let the adventure sing. He also uses humor. injecting a sly, yet loving, self awareness. Lincoln realized much of western legend is myth, yet it’s the code that is worth something to believe in. It is that code that weaves through the sweep and romance of the adventure.All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone is much about storytelling and its importance as much as the story it tells. Like Michael Chabon or some of Joe Lansdale’s work, John Jacobson uses classic tropes to explore characters and beliefs. Times may have changed, but heroes are always needed. Lincoln Smith is a choice.” MysteryPeople

“Original, unique, adroitly crafted, and an inherently fascinating read featuring truly memorable characters, All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone deftly showcases the impressive literary storytelling talents of author John J. Jacobson.” Midwest Book Review

“Treasure, torture, crocodiles, snakes, dueling with curtain rods, and escaping bad guys via balloon are some of the rollicking adventures awaiting the reader who doesn’t mind suspending their disbelief at some of the characters’ exploits. As a wish-fulfillment adventure, it’s a fun ride.” Historical Novels Review

“[A] rollicking debut…Lincoln is an old-fashioned hero worth rooting for. Jacobson ingeniously colors in Lincoln’s adventures with elements of Dumas, Jules Verne, and P. C. Wren’s Beau Geste mixed with much Indiana Jones–style derring-do. This is a ride worth taking.” Publishers Weekly

“Jacobson’s novel is the most quixotic cowboy story you’re likely to ever read. And just like that storied tale, this one is funny, adventurous and most of all, timely…Lincoln Smith is the hero today for all of those who, if not long for, certainly wax nostalgic about a time before the iPhone, the internet, and social media were ubiquitous.” Mountain Times

“Grover Gardner surely had fun narrating this rollicking adventure. He doesn’t miss a beat and is spot-on in his voicing of the Texas protagonist and the French, German, British, and North African characters…An enjoyable escapade suitable for listeners from 10 to 100.” AudioFile

“Want to be taken on a wild adventure? Imagine a cross between James Bond and MacGyver, throw in the Wild West and North Africa, and the result will be this book.” Storeybook Reviews


Awards

  • Reading the West Book Award