Unicorn is Maybe Not So Great After All

Hi, its me, Unicorn. You must remember meI can fly, make it rain cupcakes, and turn things into gold! Nothing? (Sigh.) Today was the first day of school, and I was expecting to make a big splash. But no ones paying attention. I have to get my mojo back! I knowIll re-create myself as a new, cooler Unicorn. This is gonna be big! My friend Goat will be so impressed. He loves it when I bring the glitter. No one will ever forget methe great, magical UNICORN! Wait, are you even listening? Whats that youre playing with? No, not you, too! Its just a rubber band!!!