The NoBrainers Guide to Decompositi..., Adrianna Cuevas
The NoBrainers Guide to Decompositi..., Adrianna Cuevas
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The No-Brainer's Guide to Decomposition

Author: Adrianna Cuevas

Narrator: Elena Rey

Unabridged: 5 hr 52 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 09/24/2024


Synopsis

In Pura Belpré Honor–winning author Adrianna Cuevas's new spooky middle grade novel. Frani must fight to stop the undead from rising in her father’s body-farm laboratory—that is, if she can embrace the true nature of her brain and its ADHD. No one has ever called Frani Gonzalez squeamish. Seriously, whether it’s guts (no big deal), bugs (move aside, she’s got this), or anything else that you might find at the Central Texas Forensic Anthropology Research Facility, to her and her dad, the university’s body farm is just home.Having bodies buried in her backyard doesn’t exactly make Frani the most popular kid in school, and the imaginary spider that lives in a web in her brain isn’t helping either. Arañita’s always to blame for the distracted thoughts weaving through Frani’s mind. But when a hand reaches out of the ground and grabs her ankle, Frani realizes that she’s got bigger problems.Not everything is as it seems at the body farm, and now Frani must help the teenage zombie that crawled out of the dirt…before he gets too hungry. But as more and more zombies begin to appear—and they seem to get less and less friendly—can Frani embrace the true nature of her brain and count on new friendships to solve the body farm's mystery before it's overrun with the undead? 

About Adrianna Cuevas

Adrianna Cuevas is the author of the Pura Belpré Honor Book The Total Eclipse of Nestor Lopez, Cuba in My Pocket, The Ghosts of Rancho Espanto, and Mari and the Curse of El Cocodrilo. She is a first-generation Cuban American originally from Miami, Florida. A former Spanish and ESOL teacher, Adrianna currently resides outside of Austin, Texas, with her husband and son. When not working with TOEFL students, wrangling multiple pets including an axolotl, and practicing fencing with her son, she is writing her next middle grade novel.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Becky on April 07, 2025

Frani Gonzalez is used to being a bit strange. First off, some would give her a 4 letter label, but she likes to think that she has an active spider in her brain named Arañita who hops from web to web of thoughts in her brain at lightning speed. Sometimes Arañita creates problems, like making her la......more

Goodreads review by Mark on May 07, 2024

What worked: The grossness factor of the story will appeal to many middle-grade readers although it’s not for the general population. You can expect flaky flesh falling off bodies with fingers, arms, and teeth dropping at every turn. Frani’s father studies the decomposition of dead bodies so there ar......more

Goodreads review by Haleigh on August 05, 2024

Adrianna Cuevas delivers a refreshingly unique and captivating tale in The No-Brainer's Guide to Decomposition. Frani Gonzalez, the fearless protagonist, lives an extraordinary life at the Central Texas Forensic Anthropology Research Facility, where her father works. Her nonchalant attitude towards......more

Goodreads review by Deborah on June 08, 2024

Frani struggles to focus at home and school due to Aranita", an imaginary spider in her brain, which also isolates her socially. She finds solace working with her dad, a professor at a Texas University, who researches cadaver decomposition at a body farm. Here, Frani stays focused and engaged. The st......more

Goodreads review by Adriana on October 03, 2024

Loved the location of The No-Brainer's Guide to Decomposition! This middle-grade novel is set at the Central Texas Forensic Anthropology Research Facility which is really fascinating place. The story is about Frani, a kid who has ADHD (she names it "arañita") which is a double-edged sword for her an......more