Seriously...I'm Kidding

When I was a little girl, my grandfather once told me that when he spoke in front of a group, he often began with, "I know most people start their speeches with jokes, but I don't know any, so let's all think of our favorite joke and laugh." This book reminded me a lot of that joke. While I don't wa......more

Have you seen tumblr? I don't mean the pretty pictures. I mean this: You get the point. This is what Ellen's book is like. It is filled with the most random, sparse and off tangent thoughts I've ever had the opportunity to read.......more

"If someone ever says you're wired, say thank you. And then curtsy. No, don't curtsy. That might be too wired. Bow. And tip your imaginary hat. That'll show them." Reading this book will be a treat if you know this lady and are already familiar with her wit and tongue-in-cheek humour. It is like h......more

***2 stars*** I would like to start off by saying that I like Ellen a lot. That's why I decided to read one of her books. She's fun and seems like a genuinely lovely person. UPDATE: Lately, I keep hearing that she's actually not that great in real life?! Idk what to think.. Anyway While listening to th......more

I laughed out so hard, God i love Ellen 💙......more