Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book 1 Th..., Dan Greenburg
Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book 1 Th..., Dan Greenburg
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Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book #1: The Onts

Author: Dan Greenburg

Narrator: Dan Greenburg

Unabridged: 1 hr 40 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 07/10/2007


Synopsis

Nobody wants to adopt the Shluffmuffin twins. Wally’s feet stink something awful, and Cheyenne is allergic to everything. Then why are the Mandible sisters so eager to take them home? And what sort of old maids would choose to live in a place called Dripping Fang Forest, where zombies wander the woods singing “Itsy Bitsy Spider” and ten-foot-long glowing slugs want to suck the feet right off your ankles?
Would it seem ungrateful of Wally to point out the Mandible sisters’ extra arms? Or to question their all-chocolate, all-the-time menu? Or, um, to venture into the cellar, where the twins have been told to NEVER, EVER, EVER go?
Yeah, perhaps that last bit was a mistake. Now there’s nothing left for the Shluffmuffins to do but run–run for their lives!

About Dan Greenburg

Dan Greenburg’s seventy-three books have been translated into twenty-four languages and include the two previous bestsellers in the Max Segal series, Love Kills and Exes. Dan has also written the humor books How to Be a Jewish Mother and How To Make Yourself Miserable, as well as many movies, TV shows, and Broadway shows. He’s been a stand-up comedian and a tiger tamer, among other things. To research Fear Itself, Dan spent two years with NYPD homicide cops, going to crime scenes and autopsies to check out corpses, accompanying detectives on high-speed car chases and door-busting arrests. Dan also spent several weeks doing research in maximum security prisons, interviewing convicted murderers in their cells.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Liana on April 13, 2017

Hilarious!!! I very much enjoyed this book - super engaging! The story kinda fell a bit off track near the end, BUT WHO CARES! The writing is absolutely brilliant, and I think I laughed out loud in every chapter.......more

Goodreads review by Susan on January 12, 2009

I won't bother to write a review on all the books in this series, but since I've read all 8 so far that should say something for them. I purchased these for my kids elementary school library. They aren't the caliber of Harry Potter, but not many books are. They are, however, fun and entertaining and s......more

Goodreads review by Tori on July 13, 2017

The books was pretty good. The book was a great start to the series. The book series is similar to a series of unfortunate events. If you liked the series of unfortunate events books, you will like this book. Or if you are interested in reading this series, I recommend this book. I can't wait to rea......more

Goodreads review by LeiAnn on March 21, 2023

Sam was skeptical of this one, but it won him over pretty quickly. As we approached the end, he was very concerned that we had the next book ready to start tomorrow!......more

Goodreads review by Santana on April 07, 2023

Great for kids! It keeps you on your toes!......more