Nobody Wants Your Sht, Messie Condo
Nobody Wants Your Sht, Messie Condo
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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t
The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

Author: Messie Condo

Narrator: Hillary Huber

Unabridged: 3 hr 2 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 02/28/2023

Synopsis

Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most. You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to -ditch the d*mn indecision -get your sh*t together and feel fantastic -give your busy family a f*cking break -and more! Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

About Messie Condo

Messie Condo is an organizational savant and devoted swearer. When her favorite label-maker broke, she tossed it the f*ck out and never went back. She lives in New Jersey, where she writes and organizes sh*t on the regular.

About Hillary Huber

"Hillary has recorded close to 700 audiobooks spanning many genres.  She is a multiple Audie Award finalist, multiple Earphone Award winner, Voice Arts Awards winner and one of Audiofile Magazine's best voices.  Hillary has a BA in English Literature and is a voracious reader and listener.  Likes: yoga, hip hop dancing, baking sourdough, bourbon. Dislikes: liver. Raised in conservative Connecticut and hippy Hawaii, Hillary now splits her time between Santa Monica and New York.   Most of that time is in a 4x4 padded room. Er...booth. Her superpower is reciting the alphabet backwards.Created with WordToHTML.net trial."

Reviews

Goodreads review by Elizabeth on March 08, 2023

The audiobook was a perfect listen. It felt like I was listening to a tough love friend call me out on my crap. Sardonic and cheeky, it made me laugh out loud at parts and made me think about the future of my stuff.......more

Goodreads review by Jennifer on June 24, 2023

Ok, there’s really only so much one can say about decluttering, but still the books come and still I read them. Not saying this is what happened here but here’s an idea. Get a book already written in another language, and no matter if it’s already been already translated into English, something like......more

Goodreads review by Philip on July 09, 2024

Funny if way too foul-mouthed; I'm no prude, but when the F- and S-bombs are landing every other sentence, they soon lose their ability to either shock or amuse. Still, full of surprisingly useful advise; and so while it made for a fun listen, it would probably be even more valuable as a future refer......more

Goodreads review by Stacia on January 12, 2025

Decluttering books are my zen place. This was a fun one, kind of a loose mix of the Swedish Art of Death Cleaning (one I've never been able to get through), Marie Kondo tactics, & various other popular advice on the topic. It's blunt & swear-y so it may not appeal to all, but if you're looking for a......more

Goodreads review by Cris on April 08, 2023

3.5 It’s Maria Kondo with a sarcastic personality and an mouth on her! She reminds you that memories are better than items. Honestly, how many people want things of their parents now? Everyone wants new furniture, clothes, and now memories. I would still ask the family if they was anything they were......more

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