Fat Vampire, Adam Rex
Fat Vampire, Adam Rex
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Fat Vampire
A Never Coming of Age Story

Author: Adam Rex

Narrator: Kirby Heyborne

Unabridged: 8 hr 25 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 07/27/2010


Synopsis

Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same.Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her—hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated—it's not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. . . .Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, Fat Vampire is a satirical tour de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today.

About Adam Rex

Adam Rex is the author of many books, including Cold Cereal and Unlucky Charms, the first two books in the Cold Cereal Saga; the New York Times bestselling picture books The Legend of Rock Paper Scissors and Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich; the middle grade novel The True Meaning of Smekday (now a major motion picture from Dreamworks, Home); and the teen novel Fat Vampire. He lives in Arizona with his wife.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Kimberly Francisco on January 13, 2011

What a mess. The first half to two-thirds was really promising, but it disintegrated almost completely. My main problem was that the main character, Doug, starts off as a fairly likable but imperfect nerdy guy and transforms into the most unlikable protagonist I've ever read. And there's no real tra......more

Goodreads review by Novel on February 15, 2011

It’s been a long time since I’ve read a book that made me laugh out loud as much as Fat Vampire by Adam Rex. I mean literally, sitting in bed, home alone and cracking up. Loud, hysterical laughter. Laughter so hard, I had to put down the book to compose myself, then call my mom to read her a passage......more

Goodreads review by Abby on August 14, 2019

Halfway through this book, I read the reviews and almost got scared off reading the rest. Glad I continued! There is definitely a tone shift from the first half to the second half. The first half of this book is light-hearted, slapstick, silly, sweet, and has a middle grade vibe. The second half tur......more

Goodreads review by Jessica on October 10, 2022

Fun premise, but I felt like it wandered a lot, and not in entertaining ways. Also, who were we rooting for? I liked Sujol (Sorry if that's not the right spelling, I listened to this), and Kat, and even Jay, mostly. But Doug was a dick, and so were most of the others, especially the vampires. But th......more

It was an ok story.......more