Even More Pretty Good Jokes

Includes jokes from Prairie Home Companion "joke shows" airing between 2004 and 2008, and additional skits. Even More also includes the song "The Sound of Chickens," (performed to the tune "The Sound of Silence"). Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He always thought he was following someone. Why did ancient Romans close down the Coliseum? The lions were eating up the prophets. Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight? Depends on how fast you carry the flashlight. Why did the dolphin commit suicide? He said his life had no porpoise. What did one fly say to the other fly? Hey, fly, your dude is open.