Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood, Laurie Notaro
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Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood

Author: Laurie Notaro

Narrator: Hillary Huber

Unabridged: 7 hr 54 min

Format: Digital Audiobook

Publisher: Tantor Audio

Published: 06/01/2011

Genre: Humor - Form - Essays

Synopsis

In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie Notaro tries painfully to make the transition from all-night partyer and bar-stool regular to mortgagee with plumbing problems and no air conditioning. Laurie finds grown-up life just as harrowing as her reckless youth, as she meets Mr. Right, moves in, settles down, and crosses the toe-stubbing threshold of matrimony. From her mother's grade-school warning to avoid kids in tie-died shirts because their hippie parents spent their food money on drugs and art supplies; to her night-before-the-wedding panic over whether her religion is the one where you step on the glass; to her unfortunate overpreparation for the mandatory drug-screening urine test at work; to her audition as a Playboy centerfold as research for a newspaper story, Autobiography of a Fat Bride has the same candor and outrageous humor that made Idiot Girls an instant cult phenomenon. In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie contemplates family, home improvement, and the horrible tyrannies of cosmetic saleswomen. She finds that life doesn't necessarily get any easier as you get older. But it does get funnier.

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