Walking in Circles Before Lying Down, Merrill Markoe
Walking in Circles Before Lying Down, Merrill Markoe
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Walking in Circles Before Lying Down
A Novel

Author: Merrill Markoe

Narrator: Renée Raudman

Unabridged: 7 hr 34 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Tantor Media

Published: 03/02/2009

Categories: Fiction, Humorous


Synopsis

Dawn Tarnauer's life isn't exactly a success story. Already twice divorced, the young Californian is too busy job-hopping to start a career, her current boyfriend insists on living "off the grid," her life coach sister perpetually interferes with incomprehensible affirmations, her eccentric mother is busy promoting the culmination of her life's work—the Every Holiday Tree—and her father is ending his brief third marriage while scheduling two dates for the same night.

Dawn's only source of security and comfort, it seems, is Chuck, a pit-bull mix from the pound. So, when her boyfriend announces that he's leaving her for another woman, a despairing Dawn turns to Chuck for solace.
"I should have said something sooner," Chuck confides, as he tries to console her. "Couldn't you smell her on his pants?" Dawn is stunned. It's one thing to talk to your pets, but what do you do when they start talking back? It's not just Chuck, either; she can hear all dogs—and man's best friend has a lot to say. The ever-enthusiastic Chuck offers his tried-and-true advice on the merits of knocking over garbage and strewing it everywhere, auxiliary competitive peeing etiquette, and the curative powers of tossing a ball. Doubtful of her own sanity, Dawn considers that, in the ways of life and love, it might be better to trust Chuck's doggie instincts instead of her own.

About Merrill Markoe

Merrill Markoe has won a number of Emmy Awards for her comedy writing on Late Night with David Letterman. She has written for numerous publications, including Rolling Stone, New York Woman, the New York Times, and the Los Angeles Times, as well as television shows, such as Moonlighting and Sex and the City. Merrill is the author of three books of humorous essays and the novels It's My F—ing Birthday and What the Dogs Have Taught Me. She is also coauthor, with Andy Prieboy, of the novel The Psycho Ex Game.


Reviews

AudiobooksNow review by Dutch on 2010-10-18 10:14:39

I almost sent this audiobook back after listening to the first disk. The reader is too cutesy and the characters surrounding the heroine are all such selfish jerks that the story seemed to be both unoriginal and tiresome. Then the dogs start talking and it becomes a delight. I've read enough stories like this to wonder if people really live in a world where EVERYONE they know is selfish and self-absorbed or is this just an easy trick used by authors to create sympathy for their protagonists by surrounding them with jerks. If the former is true then I don't sympathize with heroes/doormats who allow themselves to be used by such obviously undeserving creeps and if the latter is true, then the novel should be ditched because the author is too lazy to construct a story where the hero is sympathetic without being made a victim. Despite this basic flaw, the audiobook is still worth a listen because the personalities of the dogs are absolutely delightful. They save this story from boring predictability and terminal cuteness.

Goodreads review by jv on March 13, 2012

This is a book that has been on my "To Read" list forever. It is a cute, quirky, quick-read book. Parts of this book were hilarious; however, the characters were a bit over-the-top for me; or maybe it was just that EVERY single character seemed to be particularly bizarre. I will certainly try anothe......more

Goodreads review by Lauren on January 02, 2009

As a dog owner, I found this book hilarious and strangely informative. Did you ever think you could understand what your dog is saying to you? My beagle is constantly saying things like, "Take me out now please!" or "I really would like some of that organic uncured turkey bacon you're eating." In this......more

Goodreads review by Jody on August 17, 2007

I don't think that Merrill Markoe meant to write a work of great literature. This book is *fun*. If you have a good imagination and a sense of play, it's a very entertaining, wonderful book. Merill Markoe's dogs are much wittier and to the point than mine . Read it for fun. I laughed all the way thr......more

Goodreads review by treehugger on February 20, 2009

Ya know, I feel a bit let down after reading this book. The cover is literally squashed with reviewers talking about how witty and funny the doggy dialogue is, but I didn't think it was that great. Nothing was mind-blowingly funny, and several of the characters went beyond quirky and slipped slowly......more

Goodreads review by Jacqie on March 30, 2009

This was a cute one. It's about a girl who has a horrible dysfunctional family and keeps making bad choices. She works at a doggy day care. One day, after her boyfriend walks out on her, her dog (and all the other dogs) start talking to her, giving her advice, telling her to follow her instincts. Th......more