The Geographers Map to Romance, India Holton
The Geographers Map to Romance, India Holton
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The Geographer's Map to Romance

Author: India Holton

Narrator: Elizabeth Knowelden

Unabridged: 10 hr 19 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Penguin Audio

Published: 04/08/2025


Synopsis

Geography professors in a failed marriage of convenience inconveniently reconnect for an emergency mission in this swoony historical-fantasy rom-com.

Professor Elodie Tarrant is an expert in magic disasters. Nothing fazes her—except her own personal disaster, that is: Professor Gabriel Tarrant, the grumpy, unfriendly man she married for convenience a year ago, whom she secretly loves.

Gabriel is also an expert in magic disasters. And nothing fazes him either—except the walking, talking tornado that is his wife. They’ve been estranged since shortly after their wedding day, but that hasn’t stopped him from stoically pining for her.

When magic erupts in a small Welsh village, threatening catastrophe for the rest of Britain, Elodie and Gabriel are accidentally both assigned to the case. With the fate of the country in their hands, they must come together as a team in the face of perilous conditions like explosions, domesticated goats, and only one bed. But this is easier said than done. After all, there's no navigational guide for the geography of the heart.

About The Author

India Holton lives in New Zealand, where she has enjoyed the typical Kiwi lifestyle of wandering around forests, living barefoot on islands, and messing about in boats. Now she lives in a cottage near the sea, writing books about uppity women and charming rogues, and drinking too much tea.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Robin on March 24, 2025

when the worst thing in the world is actually having feelings for your wife Read my full review first book: too many beds second book: not enough bed thankful for the austen and anne of green gables references (india holton is truly one of the girls) “You existed—that was always enough for me.” thank you......more

Goodreads review by Hannah on April 09, 2025

India Holton’s writing makes my neurons French kiss each other. This one had every hallmark of my favorite India Holton books [which just happens to be all of them]. I was a bit confused because I’ll admit I was assuming geographers were like cartographers (the compass on the cover really did some he......more

Goodreads review by Fairuz ᥫ᭡. on April 10, 2025

3 stars — but listen, the ROMANCE? The WRITING? Chef’s kiss. But the geography??? The magical mission??? You couldn’t pay me to care — trust me, I really didn’t. Let’s talk about the heart of it all: Elodie and Gabriel. They’re married. They’re estranged. They’re stuck together on a magical case. AND T......more

Goodreads review by Elita ₊✩ˎˊ˗ on May 05, 2025

I hate cozy fantasy but I loved this??? Make it make sense. ₊˚ ✧ ━━━━⊱What to Expect:⊰━━━━ ✧ ₊˚ 🗺️ A historical fantasy rom-com 🌎 A failed marriage-of-convenience 🗺️ Natural disasters (but make it fantasy) 🌎 Over-the-top crazy adventures 🗺️ A grumpy mmc who only rarely smiles & has the vocabulary of a the......more

Goodreads review by Lorelei on April 04, 2025

Oh. My. God. What did I just read? This is amazing, it is the first book I have read by India Holton, and I am smitten with her, I am in love and I must go read everything she has written. This book is Pride & Prejudice meets cozy fantasy, with a generous helping of sass. It is charming. It is deligh......more


Quotes

"A funny, cozy romantasy with a splash of Indiana Jones. I can't wait for the next installment!"—Julia Quinn, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Bridgerton series

“The Geographer’s Map to Romance
charts a trajectory from first dances to second chances, equal parts earnest and tongue-in-cheek, and entirely, madly charming. Holton has done it again with her trademark frothy, joyous storytelling, this time celebrating love and landscape (often sublime; sometimes explosive). Her writing positively sparkles with magic.”—Brigitte Knightley, author of The Irresistible Urge to Fall for Your Enemy

"India Holton’s books are unlike anything else in romance right now — and that’s very much a compliment!"—Paste Magazine

“[E]ffervescent...Holton ratchets up the whimsy in her worldbuilding and her characters leap off the page, especially taciturn Gabriel, who manages to imbue myriad meanings into a simple 'Hm.' The result is a delicious, feel-good romp.”—Publishers Weekly

“Holton layers on detail and frothy jokes like a pastry chef with an eye for fabulous icing roses, covering every inch of the story with sugared delights. Beneath this is an unfolding reconciliation between Elodie and Gabriel that becomes more satisfying as the book advances.”Library Journal

Praise for The Ornithologist's Field Guide to Love

“India Holton infuses the story with wry wit and meta inside jokes. Every sentence is positively vibrating with the kind of charm that will have you pressing your lips together with laughter. And yet amid all the outrageous and camp fun, Holton also succeeds in building a genuine love story – between two people who have kept the world at a distance for years but somehow find a home within each other. And if that doesn’t sell you, then you should at least know this book has one of the funniest twists on the ‘one bed’ trope I’ve read in a long time.”—NPR

“Holton continues to be the world’s leading engineer of the romp. The Ornithologist’s Field Guide to Love is positively confectionary: a sweetly earnest love story wrapped in layers of sharp word-play, deadly magical birds, and cheeky narrative awareness.”—Alix E. Harrow, New York Times bestselling author of Starling House

“Holton’s prose winks and sparkles with wit and magic, flitting expertly between laugh-out-loud hijinks, swoon-worthy romance, and adventure filled with fowl play. The Ornithologist’s Field Guide to Love is pure, rollicking fun—and will set your heart aflutter.”—Allison Saft, New York Times bestselling author of A Fragile Enchantment