Im Not a Terrorist, But Ive Played ..., Maz Jobrani
Im Not a Terrorist, But Ive Played ..., Maz Jobrani
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I'm Not a Terrorist, But I've Played One On TV
Memoirs of a Middle Eastern Funny Man

Author: Maz Jobrani

Narrator: Maz Jobrani

Unabridged: 6 hr 13 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 02/17/2015


Synopsis

“A funny, insightful memoir” (Kirkus Reviews) about growing up Iranian in America, and the quest to make it as an actor in Hollywood without having to wear a turban, tote a bomb, or get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

After he emigrated with his family to the US during the Iranian Revolution, Maz Jobrani spent most of his youth trying to fit in with his adopted culture—learning to play baseball and religiously watching Dallas. But none of his attempts at assimilation made a difference to casting directors, who only auditioned him for the role of kebab-eating, bomb-toting, extremist psychopath.

When he first started out in show business, Maz endured suggestions that he spice up his stand-up act by wearing “the outfit,” fielded questions about rising gas prices, and was jeered for his supposed involvement in the Iran hostage crisis. In fact, these things happened so often that he began to wonder: Could I be a terrorist without even knowing it? And when all he seemed to be offered were roles that required looking menacingly Arabic, he wondered if he would ever make it in America.

This laugh-out-loud memoir chronicles a lifetime of both killing it and bombing on stage, with “plenty to say about matters of race, assimilation, embarrassing family members, life in America for brown-skinned people before and after 9/11, the vagaries of international pop culture, and making it in big, dumb, fizzy, sometimes beautiful America” (The New York Times).

About Maz Jobrani

Maz Jobrani is a founding member of The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour. He performs stand-up comedy around the world, including in Europe, Australia, and the Middle East where he performed in front of the King of Jordan. Maz starred in the films Friday After Next, 13 Going on 30, and The Interpreter. He was a series regular on ABC’s Better Off Ted, and he has guest starred on Curb Your Enthusiasm, 24, True Blood, and Shameless, to name a few. Jobrani is currently a regular panelist on NPR’s “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me.” He has also given two TED talks, which can be viewed at TED.com. He has performed his stand-up on The Tonight Show, Comedy Central, and Showtime and is starring in the indie comedy feature, Jimmy Vestvood: Amerikan Hero, which he cowrote and produced. I’m Not a Terrorist, But I’ve Played One on TV is his first book.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Heidi

Humor is an interesting concept. It varies from person to person and even day to day. Something that you find funny today might not even make you crack a smile tomorrow. But what I've discovered through watching a variety of stand-up comics is that the most successful ones tend to bring their own liv......more

نمیشه به این کتاب به دید طنز نگاه کرد، چون در این زمینه زیاد موفق نیست کتاب در حقیقت زندگی نامه مازیار جبرانی از کودکی تا شهرت تقریبی ایشون درخاورمیانه است پ.ن: گویا نسخه ترجمه شده سانسور کم نداره پس بهتون پیشنهاد میکنم در صورت امکان نسخه اصلی رو (نه صرفا به خاطر سانسور ، بلکه برای بیشتر لذت بردن) مط......more

مدت ها بعد از خوندن "عطر سنبل عطر کاج" ،دوباره کتابی به دستم رسید که خوندنش باعث میشد بی توجه به جاییکه هستم بزنم زیر خنده البته خنده ای شدید تر از کتاب فیروزه جزایری،این مرد واقعا بلده چجور آدمو بخندونه حتی از روی صفحات کتاب شاید این کتاب ارزش ادبیاتی به اون صورت نداشته باشه ولی من ستاره هایی که بهش......more

Goodreads review by Zsa Zsa

If anyone followed the list of my read books, they would clearly know that I’m an inspiring standup comedian. I think it’s something you’re born with, not something you’re raised into. It’s the way you see life in comic relief even when it’s hitting you hardest, or especially when it’s hitting you h......more

عرضم به حضورتون که کتاب دو بخش داره زمان کودکی (و بعضا جوانی و بزرگسالی!) مازیار جبرانی کمدین ایرانی مقیم آمریکا و بخش معروف شدن‌ش، بخش اول که تقابل فرهنگ‌های ایران و آمریکا رو میگه مشابه است با "عطر سنبل‌ عطر کاج"، اما به نظرم اون کتاب صمیمی‌تره با این که بعضا شوخی‌های این کتاب بیشتره اما به صورت ضر......more