Dead People Suck, Laurie Kilmartin
Dead People Suck, Laurie Kilmartin
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Dead People Suck
A Guide for Survivors of the Newly Departed

Author: Laurie Kilmartin

Narrator: Laurie Kilmartin

Unabridged: 3 hr 44 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 02/13/2018


Synopsis

This program is read by the author and includes material recorded in front of a live audience

An honest, irreverent, laugh-out-loud audiobook guide to coping with death and dying from the Emmy-nominated writer and New York Times bestselling co-author of Sh*tty Mom, Laurie Kilmartin.

Death is not for the faint of heart, and sometimes the best way to cope is through humor. No one knows this better than comedian Laurie Kilmartin. She made headlines by live-tweeting her father’s time in hospice and her grieving process after he passed, and channeled her experience into a comedy special, 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad. Dead People Suck is her hilarious guide to surviving (sometimes) death, dying, and grief without losing your mind.

Whether you are old and about to die, sick and about to die, or with a loved one who is about to pass away or who has passed away, there’s something for you. With chapters like “Are You An Old Man With Daughters? Please Shred Your Porn,” “If Cancer was an STD, It Would Be Cured By Now,” and “Unsubscribing Your Dead Parent from Tea Party Emails,” Laurie Kilmartin guides listeners through some of life’s most complicated moments with equal parts heart and sarcasm.

About Laurie Kilmartin

Laurie Kilmartin is an Emmy-nominated writer for CONAN and the co-host of the podcast The Jackie and Laurie Show. Her hour-long special, 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad, was named one of the Best Comedy Specials of 206 by Decider, Paste, and Vulture. As a stand-up comedian, she has appeared on CONAN, Last Comic Standing, Jimmy Kimmel Live, and Comedy Central.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Christy on March 04, 2018

I lost my Dad five months ago and it sucks it really really sucks. I don't know what made me pick this book up at the library but I'm so glad I did. She is hilarious and some of the issues she jokes about after a parent dies really hit the spot and made me laugh. You have no idea how much I needed t......more

Goodreads review by Lori on April 08, 2018

Caution. This book is NOT for everyone. I imagine some readers will be offended or put off by Kilmartin's humor and irreverent treatment of death. I have a fairly ribald sense of humor and also appreciate dark humor. As traumatic as loss is, when death came to visit my family a few years ago I found......more

Goodreads review by Andy on January 12, 2023

Absolutely loved this book. Hilarious and therapeutic. Highly recommend.......more

Goodreads review by Vicki on May 13, 2018

With that great title, how could you not be drawn into this irreverent "self-help" book (although the easily offended may wish to pass). Some practical advice mixed with some laugh-out-loud humor. Enjoy!......more

Goodreads review by Kelly on May 07, 2020

This book gets a solid 4.5 stars. It's funny, and that can be a tall order considering it's about death. But Kilmartin succeeds. Great book!......more


Quotes

"Many memoirs by musicians include little stingers of their music between audiobook chapters, so why not let comedians include a few bits of live performance in their audiobooks? Laurie is as hilarious in print as she is on stage, finding humor in the darkest of subjects: hospice care, cancer, and death. Sprinkled throughout the essays are pieces of her stand-up on the subject of being parentless at 48. I hope more comedians are inspired both by her material and her choices for the way she recorded it." -Thrillist

Dead People Suck but this guide absolutely doesn’t. I’ve never read something so cynical that’s also so life-affirming.”
—Patton Oswalt, comedian and New York Times bestselling author of Silver Screen Fiend and Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

“I don’t know how Laure Kilmartin managed to make this book both heart-breaking and hilarious, but she did. It’s honest and uncomfortable and brilliantly useful.”
—Cynthia Sweeney, New York Times bestselling author of The Nest

"The comedian and Emmy-nominated writer for "Conan" narrates her hilarious and heartfelt how-tos for coping with grief." -New York Times Book Review

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[I]nfused with Kilmartin's wit and buoyed by personal stories. It's a mix of live readings and studio tracks. It's a tug at the heart strings, a cup of cold water in your face, and a lot of laughs." -Department of Tangents podcast

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Writing and performing this book must have been therapeutic for [Laurie] Kilmartin. It might be for you, too." -Providence Journal