Center, Center, James Whiteside
Center, Center, James Whiteside
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Center, Center
A Funny, Sexy, Sad Almost-Memoir of a Boy in Ballet

Author: James Whiteside

Narrator: James Whiteside

Unabridged: 6 hr 41 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Penguin Audio

Published: 08/17/2021


Synopsis

“James Whiteside is an electrifying performer, an incredible athlete, and an artist, through and through.  To know James is to love him; with Center Center, you are about to fall in love.” —Jennifer Garner

“A frank examination and celebration of queerness.”
—Good Morning America
 
A daring, joyous, and inspiring memoir-in-essays from the American Ballet Theatre principal dancer-slash-drag queen-slash-pop star who's redefining what it means to be a man in ballet

There's a mark on every stage around the world that signifies the center of its depth and width, called "center center." James Whiteside has dreamed of standing on that very mark as a principal dancer with the prestigious American Ballet Theatre ever since he was a twelve-year-old blown away by watching the company's spring gala. The GLAMOUR. The VIRTUOSITY. The RIPPED MEN IN TIGHTS!

In this absurd and absurdist collection of essays, Whiteside tells us the story of how he got to be a primo ballerino—stopping along the way to muse about the tragically fated childhood pets who taught him how to feel, reminisce on ill-advised partying at summer dance camps, and imagine fantastical run-ins with Jesus on Grindr. Also in these pages are tales of the two alter egos he created to subvert the strict classical rigor of ballet: JbDubs, an out-and-proud pop musician, and Ühu Betch, an over-the-top drag queen named after Yoohoo chocolate milk. 
 
Center Center is an exuberant behind-the-scenes tour of Whiteside’s triple life, both on- and offstage—a raunchy, curious, and unapologetic celebration of queerness, self-expression, friendship, sex, creativity, and pushing boundaries that will entertain you, shock you*, inspire you, embolden you . . . and maybe even make you cry.

*THIS IS NOT A BOOK FOR CHILDREN.

About The Author

James Whiteside (alter egos JbDubs and Uhu Betch) is a principal dancer with American Ballet Theatre, a pop star, and a member of the NYC-based drag posse the Dairy Queens, which also includes RuPaul's Drag Race alum Milk. He has choreographed for music videos, commercials, film, and ballet, and in 2018, he starred in Arthur Pita's dance/theater work The Tenant at The Joyce Theater in New York City. Whiteside also hosts his own popular podcast, The Stage Rightside with James Whiteside. His song and music video "I Hate My Job" has been featured in The New York Times, Huffington Post, MTV, Billboard, and more.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Hannah on October 19, 2021

But… where’s the ballet? I was so looking forward to the “boy in ballet” part of the title and was not at all expecting a meandering, word-vomited collection of essays ranging in theme from family dysfunction to traveling woes (told in the form of a script for a musical showcasing the Pussycat Dolls......more

Goodreads review by Andrea on November 22, 2021

I've been following Whiteside's career since he danced in Boston. I love his Instagram posts and am grateful I can see his dancing and his personality through them. This was one of the worst memoirs I've read. Everyone's got a story to tell but...I don't know, maybe we don't all need to read it. I f......more

Goodreads review by Carolyn on September 07, 2021

The parts about ballet (how James came to be a dancer, training, joining companies, dancing life) are good. The parts about the rest of his life just aren't that interesting. For example, I found the whole chapter about his pets puzzling and dull. A lot of the humor felt forced. I would have liked m......more

Goodreads review by Alyssa on September 03, 2021

Maybe two good stories in this collection. The author seems to think he’s hilarious/super witty/needs to impress the readers with his antics and it takes away from what could actually be some interesting insights into the world of ballet/his experience as a gay man etc. Just felt like he was trying......more

Goodreads review by John on July 18, 2021

Some amusing parts, but Whiteside isn't nearly as witty as he seems to think he is. The most affecting parts were his family history and his introduction to the ballet world. But the portions that were meant to be funny came across as try-hard and kind of cloying.......more