Youll Never Blue Ball in This Town A..., Heather McDonald
Youll Never Blue Ball in This Town A..., Heather McDonald
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You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again
One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

Author: Heather McDonald

Narrator: Heather McDonald

Abridged: 3 hr 13 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download (DRM Protected)

Published: 10/25/2011

Categories: Nonfiction, Humor

Synopsis

You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin. As an actress, writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself to do “it” until well after her friends had been deflowered. As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, “Thank God, Heather waited twenty-seven years to lose her virginity or she wouldn't have any material for this book.” Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike “putting out,” blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true love — and, ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again. “The only thing funnier than Heather's impersonation of us is . . . this book!” —Kim, Kourtney, & Khloe Kardashian

About Heather McDonald

Heather McDonald is a stand-up comic, and full-time writer and story producer on E!’s top-rated show, Chelsea Lately. She appeared in the Wayans Brothers’ White Chicks and Dance Flick, was a regular on MTV’s Lyricist Lounge and had guest roles on hit television shows like Frazier, Malcolm in the Middle and Reno 911. Heather and her husband, Peter, have been married for nine years and have three children.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Mediaman on November 05, 2020

I reread the book six years later, downgraded it from 3 stars to 2 stars. It's not well written, the author is an extremely materialistic self-centered sorority girl, and it's hard to know how much of her immoral perspective is just humor or real. This odd book is sometimes offensive, other times co......more

Goodreads review by James A. on June 27, 2010

What an appropriate title for Heather "LongBoobs" McDonald's new book! I sped through several chapters on Heather's past (sexless) relationships, eager to see exactly how she lost her virginity at age 27, and when the moment of truth finally comes, the entire ordeal is described in ONE MEASLY SENTEN......more

Goodreads review by Stuart on May 13, 2011

Really between 2 and 3 stars for me. I enjoyed it. Although I have the feeling if you asked me about it next week I might be hard pressed to tell you that much about it. While working it out though, it was an enjoyable and quick read. She's pretty funny. Her writing is, even though it feels as if sh......more

Goodreads review by Alison on July 18, 2023

Love Heather’s podcast so I had high expectations, but this book is just too antique for me. It makes sense that it was popular for its time, but it certainly didn’t age so well. Even though most of the book didn’t work for me, Heather’s silly celebrity encounters did get a chuckle or two out of me......more

Goodreads review by Rebecca on April 19, 2012

This book was written by one of the comedians that is on Chelsea Lately a lot. And while I can't stand the show (or Chelsea) I really enjoyed this book a lot. I liked the way it was written, very conversational-style as well as the topic. While dated a lot, Girl was a virgin until she was like 27. I......more

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