

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
Author: Celia Rivenbark
Narrator: Celia Rivenbark
Unabridged: 3 hr 55 min
Format: Digital Audiobook Download
Publisher: Macmillan Audio
Published: 09/01/2009
Categories: Nonfiction, Humor
Includes:
Bonus Material
Synopsis
• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
• Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
• Airlines serving up one hot mess
• Action figure Jesus
• Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
• And much more!
You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Mornin' is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.