What Rhymes with Pterodactyl?
The Worst Rhyming Book Ever

From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of P is for Pterodactyl comes another hilarious fresh look at the English language. Get ready to make the most unrhymable words rhyme and form the basis for rap.

Ptolemy the Pterodactyl loves to write rhyming poetry and rap. He’s discovered that there are lots of tricky words in the English language like orange, gulf, and circus that don’t rhyme with anything. But, using slant rhyme and internal rhyme, Ptolemy and his crew of hip-hop word nerds have figured out how to make the most unrhymable words rhyme. When you read this book, be sure to make up some zany rhymes of your own, and you’ll be a rapper too!