Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches

Name: Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches
Brand: Harper UK
Availability: InStock
Author: Victoria Emes
ISBN: 9780008453572

Author: Victoria Emes

Narrator: Victoria Emes

Unabridged: 8 hr 29 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: HarperCollins

Published: 02/17/2022

Categories: Nonfiction, Humor, Family & Relationships, Biography & Autobiography, Women, Parenting, Health & Fitness, Pregnancy & Childbirth

Synopsis

The real guide to pregnancy, birth and beyond. I’m assuming you’ve picked up this book because you’re either curious about having kids, you’re currently up the duff, or you’re stumbling through the early days of parenthood with a mattress-sized sanitary towel between your legs wondering what the hell has just happened. That, or you’re killing time in WHSmith, waiting for your flight to Ibiza. You lucky bastard. Either way, this book is your pregnancy, birth and postpartum BFF. Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches

Reviews

Goodreads review by Elizabeth on April 15, 2025

Reading method: 📖 Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ I resonate intensely with this - making me feel less rubbish for not loving every second. Areolas the size of digestive biscuits was also a highlight. 🍪......more

Quotes

‘Nobody – and I mean nobody – has a way with words quite like Victoria. Candid, reassuring and laugh-out-loud hilarious, this book feels like a friend giving a series of pep talks during the hurricane season of pregnancy and new motherhood.’Sarah Turner, The Unmumsy Mum ‘Striding confidently into all the topics the antenatal and baby groups tiptoe around. This gritty, honest, useful and at times, hilarious guide needs to be handed out with pregnancy notes. Victoria is the foul-mouthed, taboo-embracing, funny-anecdote-sharing, wildly-knowledgeable mate I needed through pregnancy and beyond. Laugh, gasp, learn lots and feel shoulder-dropping relief that you’re not alone.Your parenting bookshelf may be rammed, but nudge them down. Make space for this one, trust me.’Anna Mathur, psychotherapist and bestselling author