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TommyInnit's Guide to Survival
Author: Tom Simons
Narrator: Tom Simons
Unabridged: 2 hr 41 min
Format: Digital Audiobook Download
Publisher: Quercus
Published: 04/10/2025
Categories: Nonfiction, Humor, Games & Activities
Synopsis
This book will single-handedly eradicate the need for parenting and schools. It's that useful.
It's a cruel, cruel world out there, a harrowing place filled with crime and illnesses, taxes and grief. And swans. But help is finally here. TommyInnit's Guide to Survival will teach you how to:
- Navigate peer pressure using simple, fun solutions, such as violence
- Survive being mugged, by humans or animals
- Become famous in various ways, some of which are even morally defensible
- Fall in love - with other actual humans
- Overcome the mean voice in your head
- Quickly and easily defeat Godzilla, sharks with arms . . . and swans
When the apocalypse hits, you need to be ready! So read this book. Read it hard. And then read it again.
It's a cruel, cruel world out there, a harrowing place filled with crime and illnesses, taxes and grief. And swans. But help is finally here. TommyInnit's Guide to Survival will teach you how to:
- Navigate peer pressure using simple, fun solutions, such as violence
- Survive being mugged, by humans or animals
- Become famous in various ways, some of which are even morally defensible
- Fall in love - with other actual humans
- Overcome the mean voice in your head
- Quickly and easily defeat Godzilla, sharks with arms . . . and swans
When the apocalypse hits, you need to be ready! So read this book. Read it hard. And then read it again.
