The Werewolfs Guide to Life, Ritch Duncan
The Werewolfs Guide to Life, Ritch Duncan
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The Werewolf's Guide to Life
A Manual for the Newly Bitten

Author: Ritch Duncan, Bob Powers

Narrator: Robertson Dean

Unabridged: 5 hr 34 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 09/29/2009

Categories: Nonfiction, Reference, Humor


Synopsis

Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, “yes” to both these questions, there’s a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast.
Survival is an option, but first, know this:
* Werewolves are real.
* The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide.
* Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition.
* Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not.
* You are not a monster.
The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you’re really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it.

About The Author

Ritch Duncan and Bob Powers have devoted their lives to aiding and serving the lycanthrope community. They live in New York City.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Peter

Another hysterical, yet informative manual for all aspiring lycans! And possibly other Greeks like me, who are just hairy enough to be mistaken for one. Everything from what to expect from your initial transformation, where to find local wolf meet ups, ‘fur chasers,’ and how to enjoy your life as a......more

Goodreads review by Mai

That was strangely fun to read. It is useful to keep that kind of "just in case" books in my library, although I am a vampire, but who knows! :D......more