The Two Kebabs Trilogy

This is the trilogy of three of the instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs 1. From Russia With Chilli And Garlic Sauce 2. How I Found The G Spot & 3. The Mixed Doner Murders. In these pages Johnny exposes the truth not only about how he thwarted a Russian assassination and a series of bombings in the UK but also how he solved the infamous ‘Mixed Doner Murders’ case. We learn not only how Johnny operates behind the scenes in his fight against evil but also about his 'philosophy' and the 'ethical' code by which he lives. We are reminded that Johnny is one of the great 'thinkers' of our times and that the philospophy which he espouses transcends the limits of time being applicable to all in all eras.