The Pointless Panty
A Covert Narcissist Mystery

Dr. Karen Gurney was living a mundane Catholic marriage—mundane until her dead mother visited and asked one chilling question….“What’s happening in your bedroom?”
Her Mother Was Dead. So How Did She Know What Was Happening in Karen’s Bedroom?
Karen thought she knew her husband. She thought she understood her marriage. And she certainly never imagined that the dead would return to expose a secret hidden behind her bedroom door.Then her mother appeared.Not in a dream.Not in a memory.But as a spirit with a warning.She did not even know she had a problem in the bedroom.Yet the mystery came together during an Ayurvedic yoga retreat in India.The answer on her way back during a stop-over in France.Meet the investigators:Alexis: a no-nonsense fiery Aries of a Black women who is annoyingly always right.Marc: a still-married-to-a woman hairy bear of a gay man and lover of dried salted cod.Rebecca: a psychic channeler of dead ancestors and lover of adaptogenic mushrooms.Leo: a drummer, general contractor, hot bod Yoga teacher with a penchant for women, lots of women.Jean-Michel: a French man and expert in terroir, in more ways than just wine.The subjects:The Wife Karen: a pasty white chubby Catholic cornfed MidwesternerThe Husband Ron: an Italian-Irish Mensa 160 IQ engineerEnter Karen’s journey of marriage, mystery, animism, spirits, and secrets—and discover what the only the dead knew that Karen didn’t.
“Engaging page turner set in India with its wild Theyyam. The story is brimming with dark humor . . . Despite the unique aspects of this marriage and the journey that uncovered it all, the questions her book poses are applicable to many: How much do we accept bad behavior in those we love to maintain the relationship? How far will be abandon ourselves to maintain a marriage?”—Alexis Jones