The Onion Book of Known Knowledge, The Onion
The Onion Book of Known Knowledge, The Onion
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The Onion Book of Known Knowledge
A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information

Author: The Onion

Narrator: June Bunt, Avery Sanford

Unabridged: 3 hr 46 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 10/23/2012


Synopsis

Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known.

Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge is packed with valuable information -- such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Ken on January 07, 2013

I enjoyed this. I found it hard to read many pages in one sitting: the novelty started to wear off. But reading it in 15-minute segments seemed to work well. Since this is an encyclopedia, everyone and everything is ridiculed or satirized equally. A couple samples: --HEARSE: vehicle for transporting......more

Goodreads review by Paul on May 12, 2013

The Onion has perfected satire, but their best work is always accented by touches of absurdity. This encyclopedia sits squarely in that territory, where a lemon is defined as a "sour-tasting egg laid by a citrus duck." There is plenty of satire here too, and it's as satisfying as ever. But this book......more

Goodreads review by Aaron on November 07, 2012

The entry on Ronald Reagan alone makes this a must read.......more

Goodreads review by M.J. on August 03, 2017

As expected, this encyclopedia provides clever, humorous explanations for lots of important things (and many absurdly insignificant things). Especially entertaining are the "storylines" woven through the book (the hard boiled detective entries, the fixation with an ex named Caroline). A great pick-u......more

Goodreads review by Bunny on May 24, 2014

This shouldn't have been made into an audiobook. The format doesn't lend itself to being read out loud. Makes for very boring listening. Was it funny? Sometimes. Would it have been funnier if I'd read the physical copy? I certainly hope so. This was lacking the bite of the Onion website. The bits that......more