The Nothing to See Here Hotel, Steven Butler
The Nothing to See Here Hotel, Steven Butler
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The Nothing to See Here Hotel

Author: Steven Butler

Narrator: Steven Butler

Unabridged: 2 hr 19 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 07/12/2018

Categories: Children's Fiction

Synopsis

'This book is so good you won't blunking believe it!' Tom Fletcher
'Hilariously funny and inventive, and I love the extraordinary creatures and the one thirty-sixth troll protagonist...' Cressida Cowell
'A rip-roaring, swashbuckling, amazerous magical adventure. Comedy Gold.' Francesca Simon
‘This hotel gets five stars from me’ Liz Pichon
'A splundishly swashbungling tale of trolls, goblins and other bonejangling creatures. Put on your wellies and plunge into the strangest hotel you will ever encounter. This is a hotel I hope I never find! Wonderfully, disgustingly funny.' Jeremy Strong
‘What a fun hotel! Book me in immediately!’ Kaye Umansky

Welcome to The Nothing to See Here Hotel! A hotel for magical creatures, where weird is normal for Frankie Banister and his parents who run the hotel.

When a goblin messenger arrives at The Nothing to See Here Hotel, announcing the imminent arrival of the goblin prince Grogbah, Frankie and his family rush into action to get ready for their important guest. But it soon becomes obvious that the Banister family are going to  have their work cut out with the demanding prince and his never-ending entourage, especially when it turns out the rude little prince is hiding a secret...

The first book in a fabulously funny series by bestselling author Steven Butler, with a host of whacky characters brought to life with illustration from the wonderful Steven Lenton!

About Steven Butler

Steven Butler grew up in Kent, but now lives in London. He is the author of the bestselling The Diary Of Dennis, The Menace and The Wrong Pong, The Nothing to See Here Hotel series and the Spooked series. As well as writing the hit 2015 World Book Day title, World Menace Day, Steven also is the regular host of  World Book Day’s The Biggest Book Show on Earth which takes place every year to celebrate the event. Steven is also a successful performer and voice artist. Steven's first novel, The Wrong Pong, was shortlisted for the prestigious Roald Dahl Funny Prize in 2009.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Layla on March 25, 2021

A fun and fast paced hilarious magical story about a hotel for mythical beings, beside the sea in Brighton. I really enjoyed the fun and outrageous characters in this story. The only reason it doesn't get the full five stars is there is a minor part of fat shaming, and I think it's unnecessary. But i......more

Goodreads review by Mehsi on March 19, 2018

5 stars to this fabulous hotel. Boy, my visit sure was eventful! I saw goblins (even a prince!), tooth fairies, a moving lawn, there was an epic battle between goblins and pirates! Did I mention the strange but interesting foods? Oh my, I want to book another room for a holiday soon. I am sure my ne......more

Goodreads review by Kristina on June 05, 2018

That book was absolutely ADORABLE! I honestly can't wait to reread it :D It reminded me so much of Hotel Transylvania so if you loved the movie, then definitely give the a book a go! I had so much reading it :)......more

Goodreads review by Sidney Spencer on March 17, 2025

My kids were obsessed with this book and I would highly recommend to any teacher in those middle to younger years levels! The characters are simply hilarious and the plot had every one of my children instantly hooked. On to the second of the series!......more

Goodreads review by Carmen on February 29, 2020

3,5-4/5 Storms, and messengers, and ravens, and parties, and exploding boulders, and parades, and skinny-dipping, and plagues of hermit crabs, and criminals, and diamonds, and pirates, and heroes, and skeletons, and curses, and battles, and fireballs, and the odd person getting gobbled up are all jus......more

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