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Texts from Jane Eyre: And Other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters, Mallory Ortberg
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Texts from Jane Eyre: And Other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters

Author: Mallory Ortberg

Narrator: Zach Villa, Amy Landon

Unabridged: 2 hr 22 min

Format: Digital Audiobook

Publisher: Tantor Audio

Published: 01/21/2015

Genre: Humor

Synopsis

Mallory Ortberg, cocreator of the cult-favorite Web site The Toast, presents this whimsical collection of hysterical text conversations from your favorite literary characters. Everyone knows that if Scarlett O'Hara had an unlimited text-and-data plan, she'd constantly try to tempt Ashley away from Melanie with suggestive messages. If Mr. Rochester could text Jane Eyre, his ardent missives would obviously be in all-caps. And Daisy Buchanan would not only text while driving, she'd text you to pick her up after she totaled her car. Based on the popular Web feature, Texts from Jane Eyre is a witty, irreverent mash-up that brings the characters from your favorite books into the twenty-first century.

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