Terms and Conditions of Us
An Enemies-to-Lovers Romantic Comedy

This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice.
Priya Nair fights for tenants. Daniel Whitlock defends landlords. Last February she beat him so thoroughly in housing court that he still keeps her dismissal order in his desk drawer, and she still keeps his favorite insult stuck to her monitor.

Then one clerical error assigns them the same cramped office: one window, one knocking radiator, eight weeks, no exit.

So they do what lawyers do. They draft a treaty. Article One divides the floor with blue tape. Article Two splits the window into odd weeks and even. Article Four makes pranks legal, provided they are funny, and the building manager, who is also a notary, will decide what counts. Meanwhile a bar association matchmaker in a traffic-cone scarf makes them co-chairs of a pro bono case: one hundred forty apartments, a dying boiler, and winter coming fast.

As the articles pile up, the rules start to bend. A power outage opens every border. A grandmother with a deck of cards sees straight through them. A rival firm dangles the one offer that could save Priya's team and sink the case, while Daniel's own firm dangles a partnership if he will just walk away. Some things you cannot fit into a clause.

Terms and Conditions of Us is a warm, quick, laugh-out-loud story told in two alternating voices, with banter that sparks, a jar of mango pickle that causes a diplomatic incident, two pigeons with opposing names, and a courtroom finale where the law finally has to make room for the heart.

An enemies-to-lovers romantic comedy with a sweet, closed-door heat level.