Swamp Story, Dave Barry
Swamp Story, Dave Barry
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Swamp Story

Author: Dave Barry

Narrator: Dave Barry

Unabridged: 7 hr 54 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 05/02/2023

Includes: Bonus Material Bonus Material Included


Synopsis

Pulitzer Prize–winning and New York Times bestselling author—and actual Florida Man—Dave Barry returns with a “hilariously funny” (Steve Martin) caper full of oddballs and more twists and turns than a snake slithering away from a gator.

Jesse Braddock is trapped in a tiny cabin deep in the Everglades with her infant daughter and her ex-boyfriend, a wannabe reality TV star who turned out to be a lot prettier on the outside than on the inside. Broke and desperate for a way out, Jesse stumbles across a long-lost treasure, which could solve all her problems—if she can figure out how to keep it. The problem is some very bad men are also looking for the treasure, and they know Jesse has it.

Meanwhile, Ken Bortle of Bortle Brothers Bait and Beer has hatched a scheme to lure tourists to his failing store by making viral videos of the “Everglades Melon Monster.” The Monster is, in fact, an unemployed alcoholic newspaperman named Phil wearing a Dora the Explorer costume head. Incredibly, this plan actually works, inspiring a horde of TikTokers to swarm into the swamp in search of the Monster at the same time villains are on the hunt for Jesse’s treasure. Amid this mayhem, a presidential hopeful arrives in the Everglades to start his campaign. Needless to say, it does not go as planned. In fact, nothing in this story goes as planned. This is, after all, Florida.

About Dave Barry

Dave Barry is the author of more bestsellers than you can count on two hands, including Swamp Story, Lessons from LucyDave Barry’s Complete Guide to GuysDave Barry Turns Forty, and Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up. A wildly popular syndicated columnist best known for his booger jokes, Barry won the 1988 Pulitzer Prize for commentary. He lives in Miami.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Will on May 29, 2024

Pinky arrived punctually and silently in a highly modified Tesla equipped with bulletproof glass, a sound system that could liquefy granite and a front seat customized to accommodate Pinky’s body, which weighed a tad over 430 pounds and measured nearly the same horizontally as vertically. Pinky,......more

Goodreads review by Terrie on August 16, 2023

Swamp Story by Dave Barry is Complete and Total Insanity! It's Absurd! This is, after all, Florida. Swamp Story has a little bit of everything, similar to anyone's cluttered kitchen sink or over-full refrigerator. There's a lot stuff going on here... A beautiful blonde hiding in the swamp, finds a hi......more

Goodreads review by Theresa on January 04, 2023

4.5 stars. I’d never read Dave Barry’s fiction before, but, as you’d expect from him, this novel is very funny. Jesse made some errors in judgment and is now stranded, penniless, in a cabin in the Everglades with her hapless but attractive baby daddy Slater and his lecherous friend, Kark. Kark is go......more

Goodreads review by Brent on May 15, 2023

Dave Barry is in top form here, with a story that could only take place in the state of Florida. It's laugh out loud funny and will leave you pondering what the heck is going on down there? Throw in some lost gold, weeded out amateur monster hunters, and mob hitmen and you have all the makings of a......more

Goodreads review by Barbara on May 07, 2023

3.5 stars Dave Barry is an American writer and journalist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005 and has written numerous books of humor and satire. This comic novel contains kooky characters and all manner of of mischief, but what do you expect......it'......more


Quotes

"In his “just-happy-to-be-here” tone, Pulitzer-Prize-winning humorist Dave Barry delivers the tale of down-on-her-luck Jesse Braddock, who hopes all her problems are solved when she stumbles across a trove of long-lost Confederate gold. But there are a few dozen nitwits standing in the way of that, including her ex-boyfriend, the Russian Mob, the Everglades Melon Monster, and a clueless presidential candidate. Throughout, Barry sounds just as entertained and delighted by his crazy characters and his trademark gentle lunacy as his listeners will be."