Someday a Bird Will Poop on You: A Life Lesson A Life Lesson, Sue Salvi
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Someday a Bird Will Poop on You: A Life Lesson

Author: Sue Salvi, Megan Kellie

Narrator: Khristine Hvam

Unabridged: 5 min

Format: Digital Audiobook

Publisher: Hachette Audio

Published: 10/30/2018

Genre: Humor - Form - Essays

Includes: Bonus PDF

Synopsis

A little book with a big message...... when life hits us with a splatSomeday a bird will poop on all of us.But that's okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy.What matters is not how big the mess is--but how well you react to it.Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected--and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.

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