Small Portions Cafe, Douglas Fergus
Small Portions Cafe, Douglas Fergus
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Small Portions Cafe
A Tempting Assortment of Stories

Author: Douglas Fergus

Narrator: Douglas Fergus

Unabridged: 4 hr 52 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 09/06/2021

Categories: Fiction, Humorous, Absurdist


Synopsis

Douglas Fergus wants you to be happy. And laugh. Or at least feel good knowing you’re not the only person who thinks weird is cool.He is compelled to share his quirky/humorous/satirical outlook on life in an effort to spread joy to as many people as possible. “Every day since I was about 18, atleast two funny ideas have appeared in my head. That’s 30,660 funny ideas. It’s about darn time I wrote a book!”Small Portions Cafe´ doesn’t just push the boundaries of normalcy, it delights in doing so.These highlights give you a taste of what to expect in these wonderfully absurd short stories.• The complicated world of light bulbs was too much for him.• He ruined his new love interest with mint flavored coffee pods.• Young, dumb, broke and hooked on credit. Will his new job as an underwearmodel save him?• Koo Koo Birdy Meadow-Johnson showed him how to gently swirl his watercounterclockwise and bless it before sipping.• Did he really loan his only copy of a handwritten manuscript to a Radio Shackclerk?• Does his mother really wear combat boots?• Why did she let him take the lawnmower on a Miami Beach vacation?Douglas Fergus' entertaining stories will take you to another world filled withabsurd and wacky characters, situations and outrageous moments. I laughed outloud!"— Judith Kohin, Executive Director of Ah Haa School for the Arts______Doug Fergus is a writer, songwriter, vocalist, bassist and recording artist, but hispassionate hobby is heating and air conditioning. His love of writing began whenhe took a creative writing class in high school. Doug writes and records quirky,fun, clever, humorous indie rock songs under the artist name Lucky DougFergus. His music can be found on all digital platforms.luckydougpress.com

Reviews

Goodreads review by Douglas

HI. It's my book. I can't really leave a review, can I? HA! I sure loved writing it! Hope all of you love it. Thanks!......more

Goodreads review by Louise

Overall I loved it. Small Portions Cafe is a collection of wildly entertaining and cleverly worded short stories. The author displays an encyclopedic knowledge of the history of music and peppers the stories with playfully silly puns and in-the-moment pondering. It's a quick and easy read. I didn't......more

Goodreads review by Karla

*Goodreads giveaway Fun and odd, not sure what to expect from one story to the next!......more

Goodreads review by Sandi

Quirky and absurd are two adjectives I've seen for this collection of short stories. Those are accurate. I tried, really tried, to like this. I love to read, I like humor, I like music, it seemed like such a good match. Spent way too much time being annoyed, though, because I was looking for somethi......more