Shingles Audio Collection Volume 9

Squid Match: More than a mere tale of horror and carnage, this story is a powerful study in class struggles and inequality. Some Body to Love: Join Sally as she embarks on a quest to get chlamydia while helping her classmate's father secure a corpse in time for his sex doll convention . . . and maybe find love along the way. The Lepercorn: Lucy and her father are just like any working-class family trying to make an honest living scamming blind people out of hot dogs. But their lives are turned upside down when a small misunderstanding manifests as a grotesque abomination. Something Borrowed, Someone Blew: Though this story begins with a joyous wedding celebration, it soon descends into a tale so terrifying you might never hear wedding bells quite the same way again. Bite My H. O. Ass: Who doesn't love a Homeowners' Association? What organization would you trust more to guide you safely through a zombie apocalypse? A Hard Bargain: Have you ever considered what would be so valuable to you that it would be worth selling your soul? Money? Power? Fame? Join Tina and Mephistopheles as they learn valuable lessons about mortality and friendship. Contains mature themes.