Real Mermaids Dont Wear Toe Rings, Helene Boudreau
Real Mermaids Dont Wear Toe Rings, Helene Boudreau
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Real Mermaids Don't Wear Toe Rings

Author: Helene Boudreau

Narrator: Jen Taylor

Unabridged: 4 hr 48 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 12/01/2010


Synopsis

First zit. First crush. First...mermaid's tail? Fourteen-year-old Jade feels like a freak-of-nature when she finally gets her first period while trying on an XL tankini at the mall. It gets worse when she runs into handsome Luke Martin in the feminine products aisle while her dad Googles 'menstruation' on his BlackBerry. But 'freak-of-nature' takes on a whole new meaning when raging hormones bring on another metamorphosis - complete with scales and a tail. When Jade learns she's inherited her mermaid tendencies from her late mother, it raises the question: if Mom was a mermaid, how did she drown?

About Helene Boudreau

Helene Boudreau writes fiction and nonfiction for children and young adults from her home in Ontario. Her debut middle grade novel, Arcadian Star, was nominated for the 2009/2010 Hackmatack Children's Choice Book Award.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Hex on June 17, 2012

This is what happens when the book I'm currently reading is at the wrong house. I end up getting a random book on my kindle and finishing it, even though I didn't like it. It's hard to make me dislike a mermaid character, but this did it. Jade is a teenage girl who we're supposed to feel sorry for (......more

Goodreads review by Lisa on December 31, 2011

I knew I would love Real Mermaids Don’t Wear Toe Rings. I had read the great reviews. I enjoy the author’s quirky, somewhat “out-there” sense of humour. And I always love a book that draws me into an alternate world and allows me to stay there, happy for the duration, in my suspended disbelief. And s......more

Goodreads review by Audrey on July 26, 2013

Great. How embarrassing, starting your period while trying on bathing suits. Especially when you didn’t want to try on bathing suits in the first place. Because you have no intention of swimming. Especially since your mom drowned a year before. On top of that, imagine running into him, that boy who......more

Goodreads review by Krissy on December 07, 2015

Cute YA story. Good for pre-teens.......more

Goodreads review by Emily on August 16, 2017

Yet another mermaid novel! I enjoyed it. The ending ... was awesome. I liked the main character; she's funny, though she does need to work on her friendships. There's a little bit of romance, the kind where the couple are too shy and misunderstood to know how much they like each other until the end.......more