Off with My Head, Stassi Schroeder
Off with My Head, Stassi Schroeder
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Off with My Head
The Definitive Basic B*tch Handbook to Surviving Rock Bottom

Author: Stassi Schroeder

Narrator: Stassi Schroeder

Unabridged: 7 hr 14 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 04/26/2022


Synopsis

Named one of Us Weekly’s Best Celebrity Memoirs of 2022

The New York Times bestselling author of Next Level Basic and fan-favorite alumna of Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules returns with the definitive Basic Bitch handbook for surviving your rock-bottom moments.

The year 2020 was going to be the best year of Stassi’s life. Besides getting engaged and feeling like she was on top of the world career-wise, she bought her first house and was planning her dream Italian wedding. The future showed so much freaking promise—until it all went to hell. Stassi may not be perfect—she may have made some (major) mistakes—but she does feel like she has some insight (and plenty of hilarious tales) about getting knocked up, called out, and learning from what went wrong.

Through stories, confessions, illustrations, and plenty of self-reflection and self-deprecation, this new book goes behind the scenes and addresses the experience of getting cancelled, getting that positive pregnancy test, and saying “I do” in the backyard instead of in Italy. Stassi won’t hold back about her transformation from proud basic bitch to... proud basic bitch who has a deeper appreciation for what’s really important in life: love, relationships, mutual respect, and, okay fine, an Aperol spritz and some showtunes when you need them most.

Stassi hopes her story will help others see the light at the end of the tunnel in their own lives and make them laugh along the way. She writes about the importance of having a good cry (at work, in the shower, in your closet), ways to navigate social media responsibly (sometimes that means logging the eff off when crowds are chanting, “OFF WITH HER HEAD”), how to practice self-care when wine is not an option, and how not to become a Bridezilla—plus she’ll offer tips on marrying your f*ckboy, embracing pregnancy sweats (both cashmere sweats and night sweats), and styling baby OOTDs.

So roll up your bedazzled sleeves…or the sleeves of the tattered robe you’ve been wearing nonstop because you’re at rock bottom; grab a cocktail; and let your favorite (more evolved) basic bitch take you on a wild ride inside the bumpiest year of her life.

About Stassi Schroeder

Stassi Schroeder is an alumna of the hit Bravo TV series Vanderpump Rules and host of the podcast Stassi. Originally from New Orleans, she now lives in Los Angeles with her husband Beau and their two children. Her first two books, Next Level Basic and Off with My Head, were New York Times bestsellers.


Reviews

I appreciated getting to hear more insight into the events of 2020 and beyond from Stassi but felt overall this read like most of my own drafts of writing for class where I was trying to hit a page/word count and would realize I had talked about the same thing in only slightly different sentence arr......more

I enjoyed her first book and had no real expectations for this one since I phased out of VP rules when they brought new people on and didn't keep up with anyone on social media. I had heard Stassi was "cancelled" and honestly feel like cancel culture sucks. It does the opposite of what the woke folks......more

Goodreads review by Coley

Stassi Schroeder’s follow up to her NYT best seller Next Level Basic covers her complete cancellation - from her reality series on Bravo, her podcast, book tour and animated series - all in one fell swoop. Schroeder starts with an explanation and an apology, along with how she moved forward from her......more

Goodreads review by John

90% of this book is silly AF It’s extended multi cosmo articles Does cosmopolitan still make a magazine? But where it’s interesting is in its Soviet style indoctrination. You see Stasi got cancelled for going mean girl on someone who had slept with a friend’s beau. Big mistake was the subject of her anno......more