Nice Is Just a Place in France, The Betches
Nice Is Just a Place in France, The Betches
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Nice Is Just a Place in France
How to Win at Basically Everything

Author: The Betches

Narrator: Arika Rapson

Unabridged: 8 hr 50 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Tantor Media

Published: 06/10/2013

Categories: Nonfiction, Reference, Humor


Synopsis

Look, maybe you're a nice girl, but we're guessing you're more like us or you probably wouldn't have picked up this book. Not that we have a problem with girls who are nice people. But being nice is just not the way to get what you want. And this book is about getting what you want. Not in a finding happiness, giving back to the world, being grateful for what you have sort of way. But in a ruling your world, being the most desired, powerful badass in the room way, so you can come out on top of any situation: guys, career, friends, enemies, whatever.

How does a betch make that happen?

Here are some highlights:
DON'T BE EASY.DON'T BE POOR.DON'T BE UGLY.We didn't come up with these life lessons. We're just the ones who wrote it all down. This is not self-help. Self-help is for fat people and divorcées. This is how to deal with your problems when you have no problems. You're welcome.

About The Betches

The Betches are the creators of the popular Web site BetchesLoveThis.com.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Jessica at Book Sake on April 15, 2013

ARC reviewed by Jessica for Book Sake. When I considered this book for review, I looked at the blog (BetchesLoveThis.com) of the authors. There was some amusing stuff there and I like laughing, so I thought I would like this. Ugh. The book description should have taught me better. It, as well as the......more

Goodreads review by Christina on March 31, 2013

HILARIOUS. If you like the site, this is a must read. Obviously it is ridiculously offensive and screams moronic white privilege but you should already know that from the site, and personally: I love it. Super quick read & I was howling with every page turn.......more

Goodreads review by Emma on February 11, 2015

This book is a laugh and a half. It is a book of "tips" on how to "win at basically everything". It was written by a group of modern day, American girls. There are chapters on dating, parties, college, etc. Many of the jokes are "we were all thinking it, i just said it" type jokes. It edges on offen......more

Goodreads review by Kelly on October 26, 2014

This is a great book as long as you're able to read it as a satire. It's written by girls that take pride in being trust fund babies and accomplishing nothing on their own. If taken seriously, it would be an insult to the entire female population. It is entertaining, and they occasionally made valid......more

Goodreads review by Beatrice on February 09, 2015

I really enjoyed this book and recommend it to all that aren't that sensitive and want to be entertained. It may be hurtful if you don't take it as a joke, but if you can handle it I'm sure there will be times where you will laugh out loud, it relates to teens and our society, and it is interesting......more