Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade, Guy Browning
Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade, Guy Browning
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Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade
How to Survive Life's Smaller Challenges

Author: Guy Browning

Narrator: Simon Vance

Unabridged: 5 hr 8 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Tantor Media

Published: 10/15/2005


Synopsis

The big things in life look after themselves. Birth, love, death—they're all terrifically exciting, but they happen whether we like it or not. It's the little things in life that cause the most trouble. How do you deal with the million and one everyday challenges?

Help is at hand. For the first time you can get intelligent, practical tuition on the level you need it: the trivial level. After years of exploring the small pockets in life's backpack in his celebrated "How to" column in the Weekend Guardian, Guy Browning has the rules that can help you move safely and effortlessly through the micro-chicanes on life's byways, including:

—How to evaluate a bottle of wine (if the alcohol content is less than 15 percent, send it straight back)

—How to get what you want at the barber's (no multipart instructions, please)

—How to stay warm in bed (when your partner has cold feet and steals the covers)

—How to be a fashionista (when your twenty-year-old wardrobe is suddenly back in vogue)

—How to pretend to laugh at a friend's joke (the closest most men get to faking orgasm)

—How to fix a computer (If restarting it doesn't work, turn it off and go back to a preindustrial lifestyle.)

Covering cooking and eating, sleeping and waking, men and women, love and marriage, religion and politics, hedges and neighbors, Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade delivers the truth about the things that really matter. With a package as fun as its contents, it's the ideal gift for anyone who wants to live life with a sense of humor.

About Guy Browning

Guy Browning is a humorist and after-dinner speaker. He wrote the "How To" column in The Guardian from 1999 to 2009, and he is the author of the bestselling Never Push When It Says Pull and Maps of My Life. He lives in Kingston Bagpuize in Oxfordshire.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Rachael on April 29, 2011

I used to read this at work inbetween Window Cleaning jobs, each page or 2 is like a new topic so very easy to pick up and put down again. It's so funny, I would be laughing loudly all the way to the next customer! My Dad used to say 'Are you reading your giggle book again?' It also makes for great......more

Goodreads review by Ann on May 09, 2015

This is a bit of a Marmite book. I thought it was hilarious, but when I read bits out to my husband he was underwhelmed. The topics are grouped under section headings, like love and marriage, and each topic is only two pages long. They basically give advice, which contains wry comments on life.......more

Goodreads review by Jim on July 26, 2008

Beautifully British and uproariously funny.......more