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Namaste Bitch, I Found My Twin Inside — A Baby's Guide to Burning the Matrix
Kundalini, Chaos, and Cutting the Crap
Author: Solar Bruntha
Series: Namaste, Bitch – A Cosmic Middle Finger to the Matrix #1
Narrator: Solar Bruntha
Unabridged: 30 min
Format: Digital Audiobook Download
Publisher: Cosmic Middle Finger Publishing
Published: 08/18/2025
Categories: Nonfiction, Body, Mind, & Spirit
Synopsis
Peekaboo, Matrix — you’re busted.Namaste, Bitch – I Found My Twin Inside is the story of burning your diapers, tossing your pacifier, and finally telling every illusion: “no more milk, bitch, I’m grown.”This isn’t your grandma’s spiritual fairytale. It’s messy, loud, and full of divine toddler energy that flips the bird while giggling. I don´t hand you healing crystals or soulmate promises — I hand you a cosmic rattle that smashes every mask you ever wore.If you’re ready to crawl out of the Matrix playpen and dance naked in your own truth, welcome home, baby.