Merry Christmess, Tegan Quin
Merry Christmess, Tegan Quin
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Merry Christmess

Author: Tegan Quin

Series: Clementine Twins #1

Narrator: Helen Laser, Stephanie Németh-Parker

Unabridged: 5 hr 38 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 09/01/2026


Synopsis

From the New York Times–bestselling author and Grammy-nominated artist comes a funny, warm-hearted debut middle-grade novel about sisterhood, family, and how the holiday season is a time to be merry—and messy.

​All twins Stevie and Jordan Clementine want for Christmas is to enjoy the holiday with both of their Grinchy parents—something they haven’t done with their traveling rock star father and work-obsessed mom since they were too young to remember. Instead, the sisters expect to spend this season as they always do: hopping between their uncle’s motel, where they stay with Dad while he is in town, and home, where Mom is too frazzled from organizing the endless holiday celebrations at the local community center to have much Christmas spirit left for her kids.

But when news arrives that could wreck the halls, mischief-minded Stevie ropes her reluctant sister into a plan to save the holiday: get their parents under one roof for a movie-worthy Christmas. For their scheme to work, the girls will need plenty of holly-and-jolly cheer, enough messy white lies to land on Santa’s naughty list . . . and unexpected help from some four-legged friends.

Irresistibly festive and fun, Tegan Quin’s first solo novel is a fresh celebration of the season that reveals how family messiness is sometimes the missing ingredient for true holiday magic.

About Tegan Quin

Tegan Quin is a New York Times–bestselling author and JUNO- and Grammy-nominated artist known for her work in the twin-sister musical duo Tegan and Sara. During the course of their career, Tegan and Sara have released ten albums, and in 2016, they created the Tegan and Sara Foundation, which fights for health, economic justice, and representation for LGBTQ+ people. Tegan is the co-author (with her sister Sara) of their bestselling adult memoir High School and of the Tegan and Sara graphic novel duology for young readers. Merry Christmess is her debut middle grade novel. She currently resides in Vancouver, British Columbia.

About Helen Laser

Helen Laser is an audiobook narrator, voice artist, and actor of stage and screen. She's an Audie Award Finalist, SOVAS finalist, LA Times Book Awards Finalist, and multiple AudioFile Earphones Award winner.Her narration has been picked by Reese Witherspoon for her book club, and has made many best-of lists including features by (but not limited to): Audible, Apple, Libro.fm, Amazon, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Vulture, and many more.She's lent her voice to over 150 audiobooks.Her narration style is natural, immediate, and lyrical. Sharp wit and vulnerability wrapped up in a youthful down-to-earth package. Her greatest inspirations are her love of the theatre, independent films, Miyazaki movies, and of course The Princess Diaries audiobook, narrated by Anne Hathaway—the audiobook that started it all as a kid.She's a proud member of SAG-AFTRA.

About Stephanie Németh-Parker

Stephanie Németh‑Parker is an actor, voiceover artist and an award‑winning audiobook narrator who’s recorded over 500 audiobooks. A second‑generation Cuban‑American raised in Florida, Georgia, and Texas, she brings remarkable accent versatility—conversationally fluent in German with basic knowledge of Spanish and expertly shifting among Southern (Texas and Georgia), New York, RP British, Irish, Scottish, French, German, Mexican, Russian, South American, Hungarian accents and more.Her narration spans a wide spectrum of genres—romance, thriller, historical fiction, sci‑fi/fantasy, LitRPG, horror, LGBTQ+, mystery/suspense, and biography.Stephanie’s work has earned her three Audie Award nominations, six prestigious SOVAS Awards, and three AudioFile Earphones Awards.Her theater and on‑screen experience gives her narration depth, warmth, and range. Stephanie’s unique skill set—expert accents, emotional nuance, and genre flexibility—continues to captivate listeners and elevate stories across the audio landscape.


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