Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Bi..., Joan Rivers
Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Bi..., Joan Rivers
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Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs
A Woman's Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery

Author: Joan Rivers, Valerie Frankel

Narrator: Joan Rivers

Abridged: 6 hr 25 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 12/30/2008


Synopsis

Red carpet fashion laureate, comic icon, and outspoken superstar Joan Rivers gives her signature straight-talking advice to women on how to live better through looking better.

Joan Rivers’s abiding life philosophy is simple: in the appearance focused society of the twenty-first century, beauty is key—especially where men are concerned. So, getting something lifted, tightened, adjusted, or removed is as fundamental as wearing makeup or using hair conditioner.

Now, for any woman considering her options, Joan takes the mystery out of cosmetic surgery with a practical overview, aided and informed by the country's top plastic surgeons. She takes us step-by-step through these entire processes, from finding the right doctor to the bruising truth about recovery and the facts about cosmetic surgery’s very real risks.

Of course, Joan also dishes about who’s had what done in Hollywood and her own witty insights about her life under the knife. Part hilarious bitch-fest and part hands-on advice, this is a bracingly funny, wildly frank, and genuinely passionate argument for a woman's right to do whatever it takes to be beautiful, to feel better about herself, and most of all to be happy.

About Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers was an American comedian, actress, talk show host, businesswoman, and celebrity. She was known for her brash manner and loud, raspy voice with a heavy metropolitan New York accent. Rivers was the National Chairwoman of the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation and is a board member of God's Love We Deliver. Like the ground-breaking Phyllis Diller, Rivers's act relied heavily on poking fun at herself. She died in 2014.

About Valerie Frankel

Valerie Frankel had published fourteen novels, four nonfiction titles, and one memoir. Her titles include: Thin Is The New Happy, The Best You'll Ever Have, Fringe Girl, Hex and the Single Girl, The Accidental Virgin, and Smart Vs. Pretty.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Jane on April 11, 2011

For Joan Rivers, plastic surgery is revenge. In one of the best documentaries of 2010, Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work, we’re given access to a woman who seems to say, “I need you to love me, but I hate you for my neediness.” It makes her compelling and repelling, although it doesn’t explain how she can......more

Goodreads review by Terri on February 21, 2009

I'm not one for plastic surgery really....heck, I don't even wear makeup. I'm kind of a "what you see is what you get" kinda girl. This book really surprised me. I was never a fan of Joan Rivers but I gotta say I really like the way she put this book together. Under a very funny layer of humor is so......more

Goodreads review by Pam on April 16, 2011

In the past few years, I've grown very fond of Joan Rivers. She's absolutely hysterical and works really hard to be where she is at. So, I couldn't help myself but buy her book. It was different than what I thought. It's actually more on the serious side than humor. She goes through every kind of pl......more

Goodreads review by Reader on March 03, 2011

Co-written with a cosmetic surgeon, this book should be the Bible for anyone considering professional assistance in looking better or younger. This is NOT limited to plastic surgery but covers peels, lasers, injectables and other appearance enhancers. The book is divided into body sections and then d......more

Goodreads review by Summer on August 12, 2019

I thought this book was just going to be jokes but I actually learned a lot about plastic surgery. How weird!......more