Mamas Dont Let Your Babies Grow Up T..., Karen Alpert
Mamas Dont Let Your Babies Grow Up T..., Karen Alpert
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Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be A-Holes
Unfiltered Advice on How to Raise Awesome Kids

Author: Karen Alpert

Narrator: Gabra Zackman

Unabridged: 4 hr 35 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: HarperAudio

Published: 04/27/2021

Includes: Bonus Material Bonus Material Included


Synopsis

Do you ever feel like you’re failing miserably at parenting? Do your kids keep acting like douchenuggets no matter what you do? Then this book is for you.

From the creator of Baby Sideburns and I Heart My Little A-Holes (and the creator of two kids who once were little a-holes but are slowly turning into awesome human beings), Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes is a hilariously honest parenting guide written by a regular mom who doesn’t always know WTF she’s doing. Just like you.

Featuring side-splittingly funny pictures, stories, and chapters like: You Are Not Your Kiddo's Servant​Picasso's Mom Didn't Tell Him to Draw the Eyes in the Right PlaceSticks and Stones May Break My Bones But Words Will Cost Thousands in TherapyIf They Say "I Hate You," Then You're Probably Doing It RightMamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-Holes will make you laugh, cry, laugh until you cry, and feel like you’re having coffee (and a little sumpin' in it) with a best friend who has some of the answers to THE hardest job on earth: parenting. And maybe, just maybe, it might help you get the a-hole out of your kids*

*not a guarantee
 

About Karen Alpert

Karen Alpert loves her family, chocolate and writing, in that order. So when she’s not taking care of her kiddos or drinking Hershey’s syrup straight from the bottle, she’s probably working on her blog Baby Sideburns where she entertains hundreds of thousands of stressed out parents every day. She is a New York Times bestselling author and also an expert nagger who relentlessly badgers her husband until he finally breaks down and does what she wants.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Alyssa

Definitely had some laughs along the way with this one! Felt like there were some good tips to remember but felt like it was geared mostly toward parents with younger kids. I need need more advice for the tween/teen age.......more

Goodreads review by Amanda

I read Karen Alpert's previous book back when my kids were toddlers and adored it so I was excited to see she had written another one for this new stage of parenthood. Ultimately this one didn't strike quite the same chord as I Love My Little A-Holes did. It was still a humorous read with lots of wi......more

Goodreads review by Rachel

Baby sideburns does it again. Her no nonsense way of telling it like it is has been so refreshing in a world of ‘perfect moms’. I’ve been following her blog and fb page for years. She helped me navigate through my daughters dressing like a vintage thrift store threw up on them with grace and laughte......more

Goodreads review by Brooke

The beginning of this book was very mediocre comedy about parenting. She uses swearing or alcohol as the punchline for most of her jokes. I also am not a fan of her using her kids' names and personal stories as content. I added a star to my rating because she has an anecdote about watching her daught......more