Johnny Two Kebabs - The Prequel

An Extraordinary Event: On 15th June 2011, an extraordinary event took place in Brixton, south London. An Irishman ingested two doner kebabs in 1 minute 59 seconds after already having consumed 13 pints of lager. Now, for the first time, the true story of the events leading up to this feat is recounted by the protagonist, "Johnny Two Kebabs."  In this "prequel" he relates the truth about how his exploits have ensured his place in the "Pantheon" of characters who have shaped modern society.  This is the story of Johnny Two Kebabs.