It Ate My Sister

"My sister Ellen and I didn’t get along. It’s not that we didn’t love each other, we just couldn’t stand each other."A little bit of comedy, a little bit of science fiction, a little bit of horror, and a lot of Fun, Funny, Spooky Adventures from the Audie Award Nominated author of “The Zombie Cat”For nearly two decades, author and storyteller Mark Binder has been sharing his "autobiographical fiction" with listeners of all ages."I write these stories for adults, and then I tell them to kids," he says. "It's fun being able to share stories across generations."With genetic mutations, insane bullies, explosions, poisonous snakes, ghosts and other assorted comic mishaps, this book makes your family seem normal!ContentsIt Ate My SisterThe PI KidThe Bully and the ShrimpMy Grandfather's TurkeyRunningheadWhere There's Smoke…The Tale of Bad Breath BillThe Haunted PlaygroundAbu Hassan's Mighty Wind (from the Arabian Nights)Ellen vs. the SnakeBonus material for the audiobookThe first (and only) audiobook "Middleduction"Bonus live version of the title storyBonus author conversation about storytelling and audiobooks.Warning: may contain traces of snake venom and slug slime.Mark Binder is the Audie Award nominated author and storyteller, who tours the world sharing stories with readers and listeners of all ages. Check out his tour calendar at markbinderbooks.com/tourListen to live tracks on SpotifyFollow on social media @markbinderbooks