If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He S..., Marcy Roznick
If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He S..., Marcy Roznick
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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?
A Parody for Adults

Author: Marcy Roznick

Narrator: Bobcat Goldthwait

Unabridged: 2 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 10/25/2011


Synopsis

Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up

If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. What really happens when you give in to your child's tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.

About Marcy Roznick

Marcy Roznick is the author of If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? She and her husband live in New Jersey with their two sons, who they love even when they won’t shut the fuck up.

About Miranda Lemming

Miranda Lemming was born in Amarillo, Texas and received her schooling through The Cartooning Institute of Detroit.  She has had an illustrious career in bumper sticker and t-shirt design.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Mark on November 14, 2014

Funny, funny book.....definitely offers NO advice to be used with children. FOR ADULTS ONLY......more

Goodreads review by Brandon on August 05, 2017

Not nearly as good as "Go the F$ to Sleep". If you can, read that instead.......more


Quotes

“Finally adult themed depictions of children I can enjoy without getting my computer confiscated...again.” —Adam Carolla, comedian, father of two