How to Survive Your Murder, Danielle Valentine
How to Survive Your Murder, Danielle Valentine
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How to Survive Your Murder

Author: Danielle Valentine

Narrator: Valerie Rose Lohman

Unabridged: 9 hr 38 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 08/30/2022


Synopsis

Scream meets Happy Death Day in this terrifying young adult horror novel from New York Times bestselling scream queen Danielle Valentine.

"This terrifying book reads like a horror movie. No, wait. It has the suspense and shocks and screams of TEN horror movies in one. Great nasty fun!" —R.L. Stine, author of Goosebumps and Fear Street

Alice Lawrence is the sole witness in her sister’s murder trial.

And in the year since Claire’s death, Alice’s life has completely fallen apart. Her parents have gotten divorced, she’s moved into an apartment that smells like bologna, and she is being forced to face her sister’s killer and a courtroom full of people who doubt what she saw in the corn maze a year prior.

Claire was an all-American girl, beautiful and bubbly, and a theater star. Alice was a nerd who dreamed of becoming a forensic pathologist and would rather stay at home to watch her favorite horror movies than party. Despite their differences, they were bonded by sisterhood and were each other’s best friends.

Until Claire was taken away from her.

On the first day of the murder trial, as Alice prepares to give her testimony, she is knocked out by a Sidney Prescott look-alike in the courthouse bathroom. When she wakes up, it is Halloween night a year earlier, the same day Claire was murdered. Alice has until midnight to save her sister and find the real killer before he claims another victim.

About The Author

Danielle Valentine is a pseudonym for bestselling horror novelist, Danielle Vega. Her work, which includes The Merciless series, SURVIVE THE NIGHT, THE HAUNTED and THE UNLEASHED, has been optioned for film and television by Lionsgate and Warner Bros, and has been translated into languages worldwide. Danielle lives in New Jersey with her husband, daughter and two ornery cats. HOW TO SURVIVE YOUR MURDER is her first thriller.  


Reviews

Goodreads review by Kartik on November 01, 2022

what the FUCK was that ending??......more

Goodreads review by Danielle on October 16, 2023

There were parts of this that were adrenaline filled, cult classic horror vibes🫣 and the in between was some teenage outcast flirty stuff. All of that was okay… 👍 but it had sprinkles of unnecessarily forced current political justice stuff, that wasn’t relevant in any way to the plot or story and fe......more

Goodreads review by Rachel (TheShadesofOrange) on August 20, 2022

4.0 stars This was such an entertaining young adult horror novel. Some YA books reads young, but this one definitely has some all ages appeal. Despite writing books for teenagers, this author does hold back. This book had some biting and gruesome moments. Also loved that the story had so many meta an......more

Goodreads review by Noel on September 19, 2022

Overall, I liked the book. However, it wasn't as good as I was expecting. A Scream -esque slasher book that takes place on Halloween and has a good review by R.L. Stine (my favorite author) on the cover has my name written all over it. And the cover is cool. But, there were some aspects of the book......more


Quotes

"This terrifying book reads like a horror movie. No, wait. It has the suspense and shocks and screams of TEN horror movies in one. Great nasty fun!" —R.L. Stine, author of Goosebumps and Fear Street

"Chilling and unpredictable. A meta must-read for horror fans and thrill-seekers." —Jessica Goodman, NYT bestselling author of They'll Never Catch Us, They Wish They Were Us and The Counselors

"Valentine's tense and twisty story packs a punch. Readers will tear through these pages to find out what happens." —Natalie D. Richards, New York Times bestselling author of Seven Dirty Secrets