

How to Become a Federal Criminal
An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender
Author: Mike Chase
Narrator: Jonathan Todd Ross
Unabridged: 6 hr 51 min
Format: Digital Audiobook Download
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
Published: 06/04/2019
Categories: Nonfiction, Humor, Political Science, Political Ideologies, Reference
Includes:
Bonus Material
Synopsis
Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anyone can become—or may already be—a federal criminal.
Whether you’re a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to Become a Federal Criminal is “an entertaining and humorous look at our criminal justice system” (Forbes).