How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender, Mike Chase
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How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender

Author: Mike Chase

Narrator: Jonathan Todd Ross

Unabridged: 6 hr 51 min

Format: Digital Audiobook

Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio

Published: 06/04/2019

Genre: Humor - Form - Trivia

Includes: Bonus PDF

Synopsis

“Somebody with credentials has combed through a mountain of boring literature, highlighted all the ticklish parts and served them up for appreciation. This is an excellent book for people who like to start sentences with ‘Did you know that…’” —The New York Times A hilarious, entertaining, and illuminating compendium of the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America—from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes—written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account. Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anyone can become—or may already be—a federal criminal. Whether you’re a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to Become a Federal Criminal is your wonderfully weird window into a criminally overlooked sector of American government.

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