Happy Endings, Jim Norton
Happy Endings, Jim Norton
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Happy Endings
The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

Author: Jim Norton

Narrator: Jim Norton

Abridged: 5 hr 13 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 07/10/2007


Synopsis

Jim Norton is a pervert

in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all himself.

Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of essays, Norton tackles the topics that are near and dear to his heart: from public events like the legendary Voyeur Bus incident on the Opie and Anthony Show, which culminated in all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments, including a teenage Jim's embarrassing poetry-writing attempts while in rehab, and his inexpensive sexual experience with an unwashed MILF (a Monolith I'd Like to Forget). His stories are raw, searingly honest in their attention to detail, and most of all, hilarious.

Filled with personal photos and nearly fifty candid and uncompromising essays, Happy Endings is one of a kind...and probably best read on an empty stomach.

About Jim Norton

Jim Norton is stand-up comedian who is best known for his extremely raunchy brand of humor. He was a regular on both seasons of Comedy Central's Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, played the caustic Rich on HBO's Lucky Louie, and has starred in his own HBO comedy specials. He has also cohosted the AVN awards twice, and performed his stand-up all over the country. He is the author of two books and lives in New York City.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Fabian on January 19, 2020

Ah gosh, I really must love me them/these comedic autobios! Why, otherwise, would I think this as great as it really surely isn't, or cannot possibly be. It's all a mad repetition of bowel movement tableaux, sexual misadventures, a pathetic almost-marginal existence around the rich and famous & tale......more

Goodreads review by Scarlett on January 15, 2010

If you aren't into potty-humor, why would you read a book that's subtitled "The Tales of Meaty-Breasted Zilch"?? I tried reading this book in public a few times, but it was pretty humiliating to be laughing/crying in front of people. Jimmy rules!......more

Goodreads review by Jim son of Jim (formerly PhotoJim) on February 25, 2011

I had no idea who Jim Norton was before I picked this up. I don't think I'd like to spend any time with him after reading this. Each chapter is an anecdote where Jim ends up verbally abusing someone, paying someone to have sex with him, or bemoaning how repugnant he is. Sometimes with a combination......more

Goodreads review by Tommy on March 30, 2008

I gotta give Norton credit for his book. Given the swarm of stand-up books that come out, that are simply re-hashes of old bits the comic has done on stage, Norton has packed his book with stuff written just for the book. Jim's a solid writer, and could make a way in the world if he did only that, I......more

Goodreads review by Patrick on October 07, 2008

I had never heard of Norton, his stand-up was recommended by a friend, but this is definitely a funny collection of barely-essays. It's extremely offensive; in the author's own words, "If it weren't for prostitutes, shit, and fat girls, this book would be eight pages long." But he works hard to find......more