Glop, Gabrielle Moss
Glop, Gabrielle Moss
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Glop
Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas that Will Make You Look Ridiculous and Feel Pretentious

Author: Gabrielle Moss

Narrator: Tavia Gilbert

Unabridged: 4 hr 15 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: HarperAudio

Published: 12/06/2016

Categories: Nonfiction, Humor


Synopsis

A wickedly funny, full-color, illustrated sendup of the trendy lifestyle publication GOOP.What is Glop?Glop is a business and a website. But Glop is also a feeling. It’s about picking the right expensive organic eye cream that will make you fit seamlessly into the top tiers of high society and sits next to Bono at a 42-course seitan tasting dinner held in a sex dungeon deep beneath the North Pole. Glop is about being conscious to the tiny details of our lives—what to eat, where to buy your cashmere yoga pants, which juice cleanse will remove the most mercury toxins from both your body and your cashmere yoga pants. Glop is about you.In this scathingly humorous parody, Gabrielle Moss skewers the vanity, elitism, and silliness of the lifestyle website everyone loves to hate. Here are favorite recipes, detoxes, activities, cleanses, beauty tips, juice cleanses, vacation destinations, and a selection of hand creams that will open your third eye—plus lots of celebrity namedropping and more. Glop includes everything from the silly to sublime—make-at-home stem cell moisturizing repair masques, weekend colonics, restorative yoga poses (for when Sting is mad at you about that thing you did), and even the freshest bones for your bone broth. Here, too, are G’s essential tips on parenthood, relationships, work and finances, entertaining, food (well, maybe not food), spirituality, beauty, fashion, home, gifts, kids, and more. Nothing in Glop is sacred—except for a few Indian cows you can’t afford.

About Gabrielle Moss

Gabrielle Moss has written for Slate, GQ.com, Bitch magazine, The Hairpin, Bustle, and many other fine publications. She lives in New York.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Maggie

I love Gabrielle's sense of humor, and in these super serious times all I want every now & then is to be given permission to laugh at how stupid everything is......more

Goodreads review by Kitty

A fun read for those of us fed up with diet culture, celebrity worship, and aspirational blogs. I listened to the audiobook, which was really well read, but I felt like I was probably missing out on some good pictures.......more