Down with Love

If you ever get married, remember my name: Max Henderson. In my line of work, you acquire a certain perspective on supposedly everlasting unions... 1. Pre-nups are your friend. 2. The person you married is not the person youre divorcing. 3. And I hope you didnt spend much on the wedding because that was one helluva waste of hard-earned cash, wasnt it? But some guys are willing to take a chancelike my brother, who thinks hes going to ride off into the sunset with the woman of his dreams in a haze of glitter on unicorns. And the wedding plannerthe green-eyed beauty who makes a living convincing suckers to shell out thousands of dollars on centerpiecesis raking it in on this matrimonial monstrosity. The thing is, Charlie Love is not unlike me. Were both cogs in the wedding-industrial complex. As the best man, I know her gameand I can play it better than her. But after one scorching, unexpected kiss, Im thinking I might just want to get played.