Divorced Not Dead

'Hugely relatable!' Fans of Alexandra Potter and Marian Keyes will love , a no-holds-barred, heartfelt and laugh-out-loud hilarious romcom about being fifty, but absolutely not yet dead yet! ––––––––––––––– Readers LOVE ! ________________________________ We’re going to need a bigger drink… Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse. After leaving Twatface – her husband of twenty years – she's starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it’s time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance. On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the hell not?!). However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit – and it really is a bloody jungle out there… Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag? Or – if there’s any justice in the world – both? ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––- ’Honest, unfiltered, hilarious. Your cheeks will hurt from laughing so much!’ ‘A blast!’ Daily Mail ’Defiantly funny – we need more books like this!’ ‘Sex education was never like this the first time around!’ ‘Personal, funny, relatable and motivational!’ ‘A no-holds-barred, honest romcom.’ Platinum ‘Hugely relatable!’ Heat ‘An unfiltered, hilarious book… highly recommend!’ Best 'Funny, frank and loving… Enjoy!' ‘Whipsmart, feminist and sex-positive…I defy anyone to read this without loudly cackling’ ‘Sweary, sassy and sensational, this is a book that surprises as well as entertains! –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––- ‘Absolutely raced through this book. A whip smart novel with a clever heroine!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘ I loved it and you will too!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘A and romance novel that celebrates second chances’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘A fabulous, funny read for me!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘It felt like I was telling me tales of her dating experience.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Ford has – warts and all!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘It’s so !’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘The storyline is !’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Definitely a book to!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐