Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

A useful guide about one of Dave Barry's favorite subject, guys—rivaled only by dogs (not that there's such a big difference). For more than twenty years, Dave Barry's columns often focused on one of his favorite topics: guys. In this collection of essays, Barry explores every facet of guyness, including the historical facet, the sociological facet, and the facet of why guys spit so much. As the American male continues to face extinction due to feminism, the men's movement, and stricter sanitation laws, Barry gives women helpful advice for understanding Him (or It) and offers men useful tips on remembering the names of their children and other dilemmas of life. According to Dave, "Every statement of fact is either based on actual laboratory tests or else I made it up. But you can trust me. I'm a guy."