At Night She Cries, While He Rides Hi..., Ross Patterson
At Night She Cries, While He Rides Hi..., Ross Patterson
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At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

Author: Ross Patterson

Narrator: Ross Patterson

Unabridged: 6 hr 23 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 06/23/2015

Categories: Fiction, Humorous


Synopsis

Saint James Street James is a tall, extremely muscular, 32-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid, a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world, a package so large that it requires a signature, a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table, a shit ton of children, and his own personal gold mine. His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California Gold Rush, is one long parade of amazing sex, dynamite montages, and whiskey. But when the Schlager Brothers come to town, so too comes the end of the good times. St. James is forced to defend everything that matters to him. God help anyone who stands in his way.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Rocco on July 27, 2015

After reading this book, I've hit puberty for the second time due to the testosterone oozing from these pages. A quick synopsis is imagine Sterling Archer being dropped into the west during the gold rush. Saint James Street James is a cocky (he will tell you in more ways than one) a-hole. His brashn......more

Goodreads review by Erick on June 25, 2015

A lot of people have seen me reading this and asked how it is. I hand them the book and say "open to literally any page." 90% do so, say something like "wtf?" and have a good laugh. These are people I want to know. 10% will look over a page and make a face like I just handed them a medical textbook......more

Goodreads review by Jessie on August 09, 2015

There is genuinely a laugh out loud moment on every single page. It might be the craziest book I've ever read.......more

Goodreads review by Shirley on June 05, 2015

I feel like Tucker Max and Seth MacFarlane had a male child and sent him back in time to the Wild West... From there a whole lot of sex, killing, and general wild west debauchery ensues.. Very funny, and even though horribly offensive, makes you laugh........more

Goodreads review by Jim on August 13, 2015

I read this cover to cover in just over a day and I can honestly say that I've never laughed this hard in my entire life reading a book. I'm sure some people will be pissed off because of how non PC this is, but who cares.......more