Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags, Carla Collins
Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags, Carla Collins
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Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags

Author: Carla Collins

Narrator: Carla Collins

Unabridged: 3 hr 12 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Ascent Audio

Published: 06/07/2010


Synopsis

In this candid confessional, comedian Carla Collins divides the world into the angels who guide us, inspire us, and save our butts; the sexy and trendy vampires who suck the life out of us; and the douche bags who constantly annoy, disgust and taunt us. With a fast wit, fake breasts and real heart, Collins shares her unconventional journey from a small steel town in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. On this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her way through seventy-two imaginary friends, multiple fiancés, eight dogs, two marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her hard-earned life lessons will show you that by taking risks, embracing humiliation and tapping into the power of laughter, anything is possible—and everyone is manageable. Attract more angels into your life, control your vampires, and keep all the douche bags at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags is original, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Mary on May 31, 2010

This is a super funny "self-help"/autobiography and I laughed almost the whole time I read this. The author classifies people into three categories of angels, vampires and douche bags which is pretty self explanatory. I think Collins really shines when she interweaves her personal history with these......more

Goodreads review by Freda on May 31, 2010

First, I'm starting out with a gripe about the book. This is more of a printing issue, but an issue all the same. The book I received was put together totally wrong. I received a few chapters twice, and the chapters were all messed up. Example, I read chapter 8, then read stuff from chapter 6, then g......more

Goodreads review by Michelle on March 29, 2011

Oh my good god. This book had me rolling!! It's self-help disguised as a comedy novel, and comedy it is. Carla Collins, of whom I was not aware before receiving this audio book, is a French Canadian comedienne, and in this book she describes the differences among angels, vampires, and douche bags. O......more

Goodreads review by Michaela on January 05, 2017

Meh. I listened to the downloadable audio of this book and, to be honest, I tuned in and out of it quite a bit. There were some parts that I found amusing, but all in all this is not a book that I will remember much about two or three books down the line. i just didn't find it terribly interesting.......more